Video Post [005]

[love_lostomates]

Heyyy, everyone!

Would anyone be interested in playing a game of fútbol with America and me? It'd be fun, and the weather's great!

[Filtered to America]

Hey, America, ready to lose?

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Spain, you're not allowed to have ideas anymore :|

[kyudousha]

Some kind of a competitive, outdoors activity, I take it?

It's a good idea, hush. : |

[love_lostomates]

[Nod. Nod. Nod.]

It's a really popular sport back home!

[kyudousha]

And? What does it involve?

[love_lostomates]

Well, there are two teams of eleven players. And you're trying to get the ball into the other team's goal, because the team that scores the most goals wins. But you can't use your hands.

[kyudousha]

So basically, the point of the game is to get the ball into the other team's 'goal' without using your hands.

Sounds easy enough.

[love_lostomates]

Yep! It is pretty easy, actually.

[So says Spain]

But it's a lot of fun, too!

[kyudousha]

[And her idea of soccer is that as long as you get the ball into the 'goal', everything is fair game. Ergo, blasting all competition to smithereens with thunderblades is perfectly viable. And propelling the ball with tractor beams. Oh yes.]

Then I'll play. You had better be ready for a defeat, because I'm not going to go easy on you.

[love_lostomates]

[Ffffffff. Oh Rita. Rita, Rita, Rita.]

...Are you sure that you're well enough to play, Rita?

[kyudousha]

Of course. By the sounds of it, I wouldn't even have to move.

[love_lostomates]

[Um.]

...What do you mean?

[kyudousha]

Just get the ball to the goal, right? Easy.

[love_lostomates]

Well, yeah...But normally you need to run to do it, since the other team is trying to stop you, and you can only use your feet to move the ball.

[kyudousha]

... you can only use your feet. It's like you're trying to make it harder for yourselves.

[love_lostomates]

Well, yeah, it makes it more fun that way! Only America's football uses hands.