Vampires Do It Better - Chap 8
Title: Vampires Do It Better
Author:love_joongie
Pairing: Yunjae, Yoosu, maybe Jaemin in the future.
Genre: Action, Humour, Romance, and random stupid
Plot: Inspired by the novel “Bloodthirsty” by Flynn Meany. Mostly just for the first couple chapters though… You should read it! SUPER FUNNY!
Length: Chaptered
Rating: PG, might go up to 13 later… but who can predict that? Certainly not I!
Warning: Um… Deceit? Naaah.
Summary: “Some Vampires are good. Some are evil. And some are just faking it to get girls.” What Jaejoong didn’t count on was a gay roommate, some kind of vampire half-breed, and a tiny loser he accidentally rescued to ruin everything he had planned for his new year at a new school. ALL HE WANTED WAS A GIRLFRIEND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything or anyone in this fic… because if I did, neither I nor they would leave my bedroom… except maybe for snacks…
Chapter 8
Predictably, Kim Bum wasn’t able to keep his mouth shut about Yunho being gay for more than a week. He really is a total ass hat. Lucky for Yunho, it had the opposite effect of what he was dreading. Instead of people shoving him in lockers over and over again until his brains fell out, they started coming out of the closet. Even the girls! I’m not saying the entire school turned suddenly gay, but all the people who already were decided it was time to tell the world. If this was a movie, there would have been an elaborate musical and dance number in the cafeteria about loving yourself, and I probably would’ve sung along. Although, it did get a little bit scary when this slightly nerdy girl came out to Jin Su and made out with her, before running out of the class room screaming “I LOVE YOU!”
I also managed to trap Kim Junsu into becoming my friend. He was scurrying down the hallway to whatever class he had, and I waved exaggeratedly at him and shouted “HAAYYYYY!!! JUNSU!! OVER HERE HAAAAYYYYY!!” Yunho looked around embarrassed, and motioned for me to shut the hell up. I pushed him into a locker and slammed it close. “JUNSUUUUUUU!”
The kid had no choice but to scuttle over to me, red faced and embarrassed. “Umm… Hi… Jaejoong-ssi…”
“LET ME OUT!” Yunho shouted, as I leaned back on the locker. “I’M SERIOUS, JAE!” He smacked his fist into the door. If this had been three months ago, I would have flown smack into the wall on the other side. I don’t think I would have been able to shove him in the locker in the first place.
I ignored him. “So, how have you been doing lately?” I asked Junsu, smiling friendlily.
“JAE, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! LET ME OUT!”
“Um… I’m okay.” Junsu smiled shyly. “How are you?”
“KIM JAEJOONG! LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!”
“Oh, I’m alright.” I nodded, pressing my back against the pounding door.
Junsu bit his lower lip, staring uncomfortably at the moving locker behind me. “Um… Are you… Why is your friend in there?” He asked me.
“Oh, that’s Yunho. Don’t mind him. I’m just helping him get over his claustrophobia.” I explained, patting Junsu’s shoulder. “Hey do we have any classes together?”
“I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU THE SECOND I GET OUT OF HERE, JAE! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!” Huh… he’s getting a bit impolite. I shook my head in disappointment. “COME ON, JAE! LET ME OUT! … PLEASE LET ME OUT?”
“Um… Yes… I think… we have Biology and P.E. together.” Junsu nodded. “Do… Do you… want to…” he looked up at me all hopeful and stuff, and then sighed sadly. “Never mind.”
Poor Junsu, he looks so sad and depressed I just want to hug him, but that would need me to get away from the locker, and I really don’t doubt that Yunho would beat the crap out of me, once he’s out of there. Anyway, I decided to take the first step into forcing him to have friends. “Hey, you want to come over to my place tonight and hang out? We’re going to have some pizza over, since it’s Friday.” Junsu blinked adorably in shock. “You can hang out with us if you want.”
“REALLY?!?” He squealed excitedly. “I… That… yes!” He was so happy looking I had to hug him. Yunho burst out of the locker dragged me off of Junsu and pushed me up against the locker. “Oh!” Junsu waddled around flailing his arms in panic.
I grinned brightly at Yunho, trying to ignore the intense hatred he was conveying to me through his eyes. “Please don’t kill me.” I batted my eyelashes at him in hopes of being adorable enough to be forgiven.
“You trapped me in a locker. You KNOW I have bad memories of being trapped in lockers.” Yunho pouted unhappily at me. “You have to suffer the consequences.” He smirked evilly at me.
“Yunho, put Jaejoong down. You can live out your bondage fantasies when we’re NOT in public, okay?” Changmin’s obnoxious voice sounded from behind Yunho.
“He trapped me in a locker!” Yunho grumbled at Min.
“Jae,” Changmin shook his head disapprovingly at me. “You know Yunho’s got some bad experiences with being trapped in lockers.”
“Changmin, stop repeating everything you heard while you were just standing there.” Yunho shot him a glare, and then turned back to me. I gulped audibly, and pleaded for mercy with my eyes. “Don’t make those puppy eyes at me, Jae!”
“You can’t resist the puppy eyes!” I jutted out my lower lip for added effect. He glared at me, and I could see him struggling to stay mad. I batted my eyelashes again.
“Fine… I won’t kill you.” Yunho mumbled, and I grinned in victory. Then, he started licking his lips in a wildly exaggerated manner. “I’m just going to give you a big slobbery kiss.” He puckered up.
“NOOOOO!!” I tried to run away, but he caught me by the waist, and Changmin helped him hold me down. “EWWWWW!!!” I moaned laughingly as Yunho pressed his wet lips against my face. “Stop it! GAH!” I laughed, as Yunho kept sucking on my cheek.
“And there. MARKED!” Yunho grinned and wiped his lips off on his sleeve. “Don’t let him wipe it off!” Min and he held my arms behind my back.
“No! I can feel the acid saliva singing my porcelain skin!” I cried out dramatically struggling against their grip. “You SAVAGES!” I added for effect. They laughed, and so did the bunch of people walking past us in the hallway.
“I think it’s dried up by now.” Yunho laughed haughtily and let go of me. “Now, you’re all mine.” He cackled evilly.
“NO WAY IN HELL!” Yoochun appeared from nowhere with his hands on his hips, glaring angrily at Yunho. “I thought we agreed that we were sharing him from now on!” He pouted unhappily.
“I don’t belong to EITHER OF YOU! Will you stop this nonsense?!” I shouted at them. How dare they treat me like an insanely attractive piece of meat?
“Jae’s right!” Changmin huffed, and I was happy that ONE of my friends was making sense! Then grabbed me out of nowhere in a tight hug. “He’s obviously mine!”
“WHAT?!?”
“NO WAY!” Yunho tried to tug me away from Min. “I claimed him first!”
“I SAW him first!” Yoochun grabbed my hand and started pulling at it.
“That’s cheating!”
“He likes ME better!” Min huffed, pulling me by the waist.
“HOW ABOUT WE NOT PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH JAEJOONG, HUH?!?” I swatted them away, groaning in annoyance. “Geez, you’re like dogs fighting over a chew toy!”
“But Jaaaaaaeeee… You’re MY best friend! Not theirs!” Yoochun huffed unhappily. I’m pretty sure the other two were just joking, but Yoochun is very serious about this. He noticed Junsu standing there awkwardly next to me and glared at him. “Oh… it’s you.” He growled. “What are you doing here?”
Shockingly enough, Junsu glared right back at him. “It’s a free country.” He huffed.
“Guys this is Junsu. Junsu these are my friends Yunho, Changmin, and Yoochun.” I introduced them, smiling brightly. Min and Yunho nodded and smiled at him in welcome.
Chun glared at him unhappily. “I know who he is.” He huffed. Junsu rolled his eyes. “He’s a stupid loser who has absolutely no taste.”
“Whatever.” Junsu muttered. “You’re the one who thought I was a girl.”
“You were the one wearing a DRESS!” My roommate retorted.
“I was FORCED into it! It’s not my fault you’re stupid.” He huffed back angrily.
Yunho leaned down towards me and asked “What’s going on?”
“Well, if I’m deducing this correctly, Junsu was bullied into wearing a dress, which confused Yoochun into thinking he was some hot chick. Chun asked him out and Junsu probably got angry at him, because he thought Junsu was a girl, mercilessly rejecting him in the process. And Yoochun’s ego got hurt, because he was never rejected before so he’s mad at Junsu, and probably constantly harasses him. And Junsu hates him back for doing that.” I said, nodding in agreement with my own statement.
“You’re good.” Junsu smiled at me.
“Thank you. It’s a gift.” I tossed my hair back in fake conceit.
“Hey, is it just happening to me, or have the girls at this school gone completely bonkers?” Changmin asked us. “I mean I’ve spent the week with people shaking silver necklaces at my face, and giggling insanely when I tried to avoid it.”
“They’ve been doing that to me too!” Yunho nodded in agreement. “But Jae’s got it worse. He got chased by girls with garlic bread.”
“Yeah.” I nodded angrily. We were just having a nice lunch when a couple of freshman girls tried to force me into eating garlic bread. I had to make a pretty amazing backflip off of my chair and run like the wind to avoid them. Now the track and field coach stalks me almost every day to try and get me to join his team. “They bring around bottles of holy water and try to splash me with them! It hurts my feelings.” I pouted. “I don’t like being splashed with water!”
“Me too!” Yoochun pouted. “I don’t understand why this is happening to us.”
Then Changmin blinked at us and bit his lower lip. “Maybe… they think we’re… you know… vampires?” He whispered, looking around himself in worry.
“Well, yeah. That was sort of the plan, but this is taking it too far.” Yunho rolled his eyes. “And what do WE have to do with it anyway? They think Jae’s a vampire. Not us.”
Changmin blinked at us again. “What?” He snapped angrily.
We all took a step back except Yunho who was completely oblivious to Changmin’s fireball glare, and flaring nostrils. “Yeah, Jae had this stupid and surprisingly successful idea to pretend he was a vampire to get girls.” He shrugged. “I get why they’re chasing HIM around with garlic bread, but why us?”
“You… you’re pretending to be… a vampire… to get chicks?” Changmin looked positively furious. I didn’t get it. Why is he so damn pissed? Did I accidentally eat his lunch? I don’t think I did. “ARE YOU CRAZY?!?”
There was a short silent pause, where Yunho and I shared an awkward glance and then I said “No… we’re not. Are you okay?” Changmin stormed away, grumbling angrily to himself about stupid muggles or whatever. “ARE YOU STILL COMING OVER FOR PIZZA?!?” I called after him.
He looked back at me over his shoulder, with a dark aura hovering around him. “YES!” He shouted angrily, and then walked away again, leaving us all standing around in confusion.
Later we all met up at the school gates, and drove to our apartment. Yunho didn’t come with us. He said something about a big surprise, and scuttled off. I hope he’s bringing back some cake.
Changmin was still pissed at me for pretending to be a vampire, even after I left him the biggest slice of pizza. It wasn’t my fault Yoochun got to it before he did! I don’t understand what the big deal is. People have done crazier things to get girls. Does he not watch How I Met Your Mother? I mean Barney does some stupid ass shit to get girls! He should start watching it. Maybe, I’ll recommend it to him later this evening. Although, I’m pretty sure we’ll never get to meet their mother. “Oh, come on Min. You can’t be mad at me forever!” I huffed, when he glared at me after I’d inconspicuously praised his genius.
“I’m not mad.” He snapped and looked away from me, looking all huffy and unpleasant.
“Yes, you are.” I scooted closer to him on the couch. “Why are you so mad, anyway?”
“It’s just the principal of the matter! You can’t just… like… go around lying to people that you’re a vampire when you’re not! What if a real vampire heard about it? They would be so pissed.” He grumbled unhappily, crossing his arms over his chest in indignation.
“First of all, REAL VAMPIRES DON’T EXIST!” I screeched in Changmin’s ear, making him jump half way off the couch. “And second of all, why would they care? It’s not like people will believe I’m a vampire forever.”
“Whatever man. It’s still lying.”
“OH!” Junsu, who had been consistently winning a glaring contest with Yoochun for the past half hour, exclaimed in shock. “Um… It looks like the people at school think Jaejoong-ssi, and Yoochun…” He said my roommate’s name with disgust. “Are vampires. And Yunho-ssi and Changmin-ssi are werewolves.” Changmin and I spurted out the soda we were drinking and burst into fits of laughter. “My… um… friend… she told me to be careful… and wear silver… and crosses… and silver crosses.” He giggled.
“They think… Pffft… They think Yunho and I are werewolves?!? WHY?” Changmin laughed, leaning on me to keep himself stable.
“I’ll ask him.” He turned back to his phone and pressed a couple of keys. “Um… She says that Yunho and Changmin eat like oversized horses, so obviously they were the werewolves.” Min scoffed indignantly.
“How would they know that? I don’t even know your friend.” I mused out loud. Have people started stalking me and my friends? Because that would be just creepy.
“Umm… She says that Soo Mi and … um… my other friend… asked you guys about it. Apparently, they’ve never seen Jaejoong-ssi or Yoochun,” Glare. “Eat before. And that you admitted that Changmin and Yunho are beasts.” He smiled shyly. “I think they’re just being silly.”
“You told people I was a beast?” Changmin smirked evilly, and leaned down to my ear. “I thought we were going to keep our night time adventures a secret.” He whispered. I punched his arm.
“You’re not his FAVOURITE beast though.” Junsu sniggered at the new text appearing on his phone. “According to my… um… friend… it’s someone else.”
“WHAT?!?” Changmin shrieked in pretend shock.
“I really wanted to tell you, but there just didn’t seem to be a good time.” I sighed, giving Min an apologetic look. “Yunho is my favourite.” My friend pretended to break-down and sob on the couch. “I’m sorry… he’s just a better beast than you are.”
“All my life’s work! All my roaring practice has gone down the drain!” Changmin cried dramatically. “Why would this happen to me?” I patted his shoulder soothingly.
“That’s not fair! I want to be a beast too!” My roommate whined, getting off the floor to pull Changmin off of me, and sit down between us. “Why am I a vampire?” Yoochun scoffed unhappily. “That’s just stupid. I mean, it’s not like I’m pale and have dark creepy eyes.”
“It’s exactly like you’re pale and have dark creepy eyes.” Junsu huffed, and Yoochun gasped insulted and jumped off the couch, soaring through the air to attack him. They started fighting each other, and rolling around on the ground, like playing puppies.
“I HATE YOU!” Yoochun growled trying to pound on Junsu’s face, but the kid was super quick and avoided his fist of fury.
“YOU SUCK!” Junsu shouted and managed to flip them over so he was sitting on top of Yoochun.
“Awww, they’re so cute when they’re in love.” Changmin sighed fondly, looking at the fighting twosome.
“Aren’t they?” I put my hand on my heart and sighed. We shared a loving glance then looked back at our friends, and sighed together.
We spent the rest of the afternoon studying for midterms. I am absolutely crap at math and kept asking Changmin for help. Junsu and Yoochun spent most of the time just shooting each other glares. “Okay… so… what?” I asked Min, who had just explained the theorem to me for the third time.
“Oh my God, are you stuck on stupid?” He groaned, and took my math review homework, drawing incomprehensible sentences made of numbers on it. “You have to carry the X and then…” I zoned out for the rest of it, because it stopped making sense. I’m sure I was staring at him like a vacant zombie.
I heard the doorbell ring and looked up hoping Yunho was coming in with some cake. I got up, wishing he couldn’t open the door himself because the cake was so big he needed both hands to hold it up, but instead I opened the door to this really cute girl. Yoochun got up, and glared at Junsu again. “Well, here’s my date. Something you’re NEVER going to get because you have NO taste!” Yoochun huffed at the poor guy.
“I DON’T WANT TO DATE YOU!” Junsu called after him, pouting unhappily. Yoochun scoffed, and slammed the door shut after himself. “I hate him.”
“You loooooove him.” Changmin and I teased him.
“I do NOT!” Junsu huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and kicking his legs up like a child throwing a tantrum. He was so adorable. “He’s a jerk.”
“A jerk that you loooooooove!” Changmin sniggered.
“You HAVE to invite us to the wedding!” I squealed, and Changmin joined me. We were both flailing our arms like over excited teenage girls. “We get to buy dresses!” We shrieked together.
“You guys are mean.” Junsu pouted, but his lips were tugging up in a smile. I bet he’s just like I was two months ago, waiting for someone to high-five and tease him. I patted his shoulder in understanding. “Well, aren’t you and Yoochun going out?” He pointed at Changmin.
My friend had the most appalled and disgusted look on his face. “NO! I am NOT going out with that oversized cry baby.” He snorted. “’Jaaaaaeeeee, I thought IIII was your best friiiieeennddd… I thought IIIII was your soulmaaaaate’” He whined, imitating Yoochun.
“He’s not ALWAYS a cry baby.” I rolled my eyes, defending my friend. “Just around me.”
“Well, I never hang out with him when you’re not there.” Changmin shrugged. “He’s a total crybaby in my mind for the rest of his life.” Junsu nodded in agreement with him as he spoke.
After about two hours of failing miserably at math, Changmin decided he was going to give up on me, and drove Junsu home, leaving me all alone in the apartment. Usually there’s either Yoochun, or Yunho with me, so I was kind of a little bit freaked out at being all alone. I sighed miserably at my unfinished math homework, praying that it would somehow do itself. Then I heard a noise, like a loud thunk and jumped off of the couch, looking around myself for the evil night time serial killer that may or may not have invaded my home to maim me fatally. I waited a while, ears twitching, and then the sound was there again! I walked over to the kitchen slowly, making sure not to make the floor boards make squeaky sounds. “Hello?” I called out, grabbing the spatula off of the counter and holding it like a weapon. “I’m really not a good person to kill. Seriously, I’ll just lie there and let you stab me… No struggling at all.” I called to absolutely nobody.
I decided to do a complete search of the house, starting with Yunho’s room. I snuck in quietly, and turned on the light super quick, like I could shock the bad guy with bright lights. The room was empty. I sighed in relief, and then moved to the bathroom. Now, here’s the tricky part, because the shower curtain was closed and it took me two minutes of squinting at it, before I decided to pull it back. I approached the curtain and held the edge slowly then ripped it open quickly. I had the feeling that if I pulled it open fast enough I could scare the shit out of the murderer and he would slip in the tub and crack his head open. There was no one in the tub either.
Damn… Okay, two more rooms left. I walked into the hallway, and then into the empty room. Something loud clicked in the living room, and I brandished my weapon threateningly and decided I would do a ninja jump into the room and scare the begeezus out of my evil night time visitor. More noises came from the living room, and I could see my attacker’s shadow on the floor. I made my move.
“HHIIIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” I screamed jumping out of the room and landing across the front door in a loud stomp.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” The serial killer screamed, took a step back and then tripped over absolutely nothing, then landed on his ass. “WHAT THE HELL, JAE?!?” Yunho screamed angrily at me from his spot on the ground. “WHY ARE YOU JUMPING OUT OF BEDROOMS?!?”
“I’M SORRY!” I shouted back. “I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MURDERER OUT TO GET ME!”
“WHAT?!? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?” Yunho shrieked back.
“I HEARD A NOISE, AND I GOT SCARED, OKAY?!?”
“Okay, why are we yelling?” Yunho asked in a controlled voice.
“I DON’T KNOW! I CAN’T STOP!” I screamed, still brandishing my spatula.
“Put the weapon down, and take a deep breath.” I did as I was told. “Now release it.” I sighed.
“Thanks… Sorry, I almost attacked you with a spatula.” I breathed. Why do I keep thinking Yunho’s a serial killer?
“I forgive you. I bet you heard a squirrel or something.” He grinned at me. “You don’t have to freak out every time you’re alone.”
“I’m just not used to being alone, okay? I have eight sisters, and Yoochun. There was never a moment when- OH MY GOD!” I opened my mouth wide and smiled. “HOLY SHIT!” I grinned at Yunho.
“What?” He looked around in confusion. “Why are you-”
“Your braces are gone!” I stuck my fingers in his mouth and pried his lips open to make sure I was right. “They really are!”
“Heyy! Gef yo fingess ouf of wy wouff!” Yunho grumbled semi-coherently, then pulled away. He grinned like the Cheshire cat. “Yeah, they’re gone.”
Damn, but he looks good without those braces on. His teeth are all straight and perfect and white. “I guess Jin Su was right! You ARE a hawtie without your braces!” I grabbed his cheeks and smooshed them together.
And it sort of happened weird and quick. I got up on my tippy toes and kissed him smack on the lips. It was just a quick peck, probably didn’t mean anything, I mean Yoochun and Yunho do that to me all the time, but Yunho’s eyes got all wide and dark, and I swear his cheeks went pink. He opened his mouth and then closed it, and then he put his hands on mine, and sighed loudly. “Are you blushing?” I smirked. His cheeks were getting hot under my fingers.
“No.” He flushed even redder, and looked away from me. “You’re blushing.”
“I am?” I felt my heart flutter funnily. Geez, it was just a kiss, why am I all nervous all of a sudden? I shook my head, and pulled my hands back. “Whatever. Congrats!” I grinned at Yunho, and moved to head back to my room, but he caught me by the wrist. “What?” I smiled up at him.
“That…” Yunho bit his lower lip and stared at me with a really weird look in his eyes. It was starting to make me feel uncomfortable, but like… in good way. Does that make sense? “Why… did you…” I waited for him to continue. He looked me in the eye, and then sighed, staring down at the floor instead. “Never mind.” He let go of my hand, and sauntered over to his room.
Weird.
“Hey, Mom called today.” I called after him. Yunho looked back with a half-hearted smile on his face. “She said that you should pack some extra sweaters, because they’re planning a trip up the mountain, and you HAVE to come along.” I grinned.
Yunho ACTUALLY smiled at me. “Awesome! I can’t wait to go there.” He walked back towards me and hugged me. “Thanks for not leaving me alone on Christmas.”
I hugged him back. “No problem… Hawtie.” I smirked.
“Shut up.”
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09
A/N: Hmm... I'm sure I had something really important to say, but I totally forgot what it was... OH! No... that's not it... I'm sort of distracted, cuz this poopy teenager movie's playing on the tv, and i can't decide if the guy is hot or not. And the girl's hair looks like it might eat her head... *shudders* Anyway, be happy and live free, and don't forget to pay your taxes, and help ppl every once in a while... because helping ppl is helpful to ppl who need help... Yup... OH! it was about random ppl friending me! YES! I REMEMBER! HAHAHA! Okay, well I'm fine with ppl friending me and such, I'll always friend u back, cuz i dont rlly care. So long as you dont steal my fics and such its fine... The more the merrier right? RIGHT?!? Idk... Anywho, ENJOY! And as usual, THNX FOR READING! :D
P.S.: The guy is definitely not hot... He looks kind of sick
P.P.S.: Brownies ARE a very important food group!
Author:love_joongie
Pairing: Yunjae, Yoosu, maybe Jaemin in the future.
Genre: Action, Humour, Romance, and random stupid
Plot: Inspired by the novel “Bloodthirsty” by Flynn Meany. Mostly just for the first couple chapters though… You should read it! SUPER FUNNY!
Length: Chaptered
Rating: PG, might go up to 13 later… but who can predict that? Certainly not I!
Warning: Um… Deceit? Naaah.
Summary: “Some Vampires are good. Some are evil. And some are just faking it to get girls.” What Jaejoong didn’t count on was a gay roommate, some kind of vampire half-breed, and a tiny loser he accidentally rescued to ruin everything he had planned for his new year at a new school. ALL HE WANTED WAS A GIRLFRIEND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything or anyone in this fic… because if I did, neither I nor they would leave my bedroom… except maybe for snacks…
Chapter 8
Predictably, Kim Bum wasn’t able to keep his mouth shut about Yunho being gay for more than a week. He really is a total ass hat. Lucky for Yunho, it had the opposite effect of what he was dreading. Instead of people shoving him in lockers over and over again until his brains fell out, they started coming out of the closet. Even the girls! I’m not saying the entire school turned suddenly gay, but all the people who already were decided it was time to tell the world. If this was a movie, there would have been an elaborate musical and dance number in the cafeteria about loving yourself, and I probably would’ve sung along. Although, it did get a little bit scary when this slightly nerdy girl came out to Jin Su and made out with her, before running out of the class room screaming “I LOVE YOU!”
I also managed to trap Kim Junsu into becoming my friend. He was scurrying down the hallway to whatever class he had, and I waved exaggeratedly at him and shouted “HAAYYYYY!!! JUNSU!! OVER HERE HAAAAYYYYY!!” Yunho looked around embarrassed, and motioned for me to shut the hell up. I pushed him into a locker and slammed it close. “JUNSUUUUUUU!”
The kid had no choice but to scuttle over to me, red faced and embarrassed. “Umm… Hi… Jaejoong-ssi…”
“LET ME OUT!” Yunho shouted, as I leaned back on the locker. “I’M SERIOUS, JAE!” He smacked his fist into the door. If this had been three months ago, I would have flown smack into the wall on the other side. I don’t think I would have been able to shove him in the locker in the first place.
I ignored him. “So, how have you been doing lately?” I asked Junsu, smiling friendlily.
“JAE, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! LET ME OUT!”
“Um… I’m okay.” Junsu smiled shyly. “How are you?”
“KIM JAEJOONG! LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!”
“Oh, I’m alright.” I nodded, pressing my back against the pounding door.
Junsu bit his lower lip, staring uncomfortably at the moving locker behind me. “Um… Are you… Why is your friend in there?” He asked me.
“Oh, that’s Yunho. Don’t mind him. I’m just helping him get over his claustrophobia.” I explained, patting Junsu’s shoulder. “Hey do we have any classes together?”
“I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU THE SECOND I GET OUT OF HERE, JAE! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!” Huh… he’s getting a bit impolite. I shook my head in disappointment. “COME ON, JAE! LET ME OUT! … PLEASE LET ME OUT?”
“Um… Yes… I think… we have Biology and P.E. together.” Junsu nodded. “Do… Do you… want to…” he looked up at me all hopeful and stuff, and then sighed sadly. “Never mind.”
Poor Junsu, he looks so sad and depressed I just want to hug him, but that would need me to get away from the locker, and I really don’t doubt that Yunho would beat the crap out of me, once he’s out of there. Anyway, I decided to take the first step into forcing him to have friends. “Hey, you want to come over to my place tonight and hang out? We’re going to have some pizza over, since it’s Friday.” Junsu blinked adorably in shock. “You can hang out with us if you want.”
“REALLY?!?” He squealed excitedly. “I… That… yes!” He was so happy looking I had to hug him. Yunho burst out of the locker dragged me off of Junsu and pushed me up against the locker. “Oh!” Junsu waddled around flailing his arms in panic.
I grinned brightly at Yunho, trying to ignore the intense hatred he was conveying to me through his eyes. “Please don’t kill me.” I batted my eyelashes at him in hopes of being adorable enough to be forgiven.
“You trapped me in a locker. You KNOW I have bad memories of being trapped in lockers.” Yunho pouted unhappily at me. “You have to suffer the consequences.” He smirked evilly at me.
“Yunho, put Jaejoong down. You can live out your bondage fantasies when we’re NOT in public, okay?” Changmin’s obnoxious voice sounded from behind Yunho.
“He trapped me in a locker!” Yunho grumbled at Min.
“Jae,” Changmin shook his head disapprovingly at me. “You know Yunho’s got some bad experiences with being trapped in lockers.”
“Changmin, stop repeating everything you heard while you were just standing there.” Yunho shot him a glare, and then turned back to me. I gulped audibly, and pleaded for mercy with my eyes. “Don’t make those puppy eyes at me, Jae!”
“You can’t resist the puppy eyes!” I jutted out my lower lip for added effect. He glared at me, and I could see him struggling to stay mad. I batted my eyelashes again.
“Fine… I won’t kill you.” Yunho mumbled, and I grinned in victory. Then, he started licking his lips in a wildly exaggerated manner. “I’m just going to give you a big slobbery kiss.” He puckered up.
“NOOOOO!!” I tried to run away, but he caught me by the waist, and Changmin helped him hold me down. “EWWWWW!!!” I moaned laughingly as Yunho pressed his wet lips against my face. “Stop it! GAH!” I laughed, as Yunho kept sucking on my cheek.
“And there. MARKED!” Yunho grinned and wiped his lips off on his sleeve. “Don’t let him wipe it off!” Min and he held my arms behind my back.
“No! I can feel the acid saliva singing my porcelain skin!” I cried out dramatically struggling against their grip. “You SAVAGES!” I added for effect. They laughed, and so did the bunch of people walking past us in the hallway.
“I think it’s dried up by now.” Yunho laughed haughtily and let go of me. “Now, you’re all mine.” He cackled evilly.
“NO WAY IN HELL!” Yoochun appeared from nowhere with his hands on his hips, glaring angrily at Yunho. “I thought we agreed that we were sharing him from now on!” He pouted unhappily.
“I don’t belong to EITHER OF YOU! Will you stop this nonsense?!” I shouted at them. How dare they treat me like an insanely attractive piece of meat?
“Jae’s right!” Changmin huffed, and I was happy that ONE of my friends was making sense! Then grabbed me out of nowhere in a tight hug. “He’s obviously mine!”
“WHAT?!?”
“NO WAY!” Yunho tried to tug me away from Min. “I claimed him first!”
“I SAW him first!” Yoochun grabbed my hand and started pulling at it.
“That’s cheating!”
“He likes ME better!” Min huffed, pulling me by the waist.
“HOW ABOUT WE NOT PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH JAEJOONG, HUH?!?” I swatted them away, groaning in annoyance. “Geez, you’re like dogs fighting over a chew toy!”
“But Jaaaaaaeeee… You’re MY best friend! Not theirs!” Yoochun huffed unhappily. I’m pretty sure the other two were just joking, but Yoochun is very serious about this. He noticed Junsu standing there awkwardly next to me and glared at him. “Oh… it’s you.” He growled. “What are you doing here?”
Shockingly enough, Junsu glared right back at him. “It’s a free country.” He huffed.
“Guys this is Junsu. Junsu these are my friends Yunho, Changmin, and Yoochun.” I introduced them, smiling brightly. Min and Yunho nodded and smiled at him in welcome.
Chun glared at him unhappily. “I know who he is.” He huffed. Junsu rolled his eyes. “He’s a stupid loser who has absolutely no taste.”
“Whatever.” Junsu muttered. “You’re the one who thought I was a girl.”
“You were the one wearing a DRESS!” My roommate retorted.
“I was FORCED into it! It’s not my fault you’re stupid.” He huffed back angrily.
Yunho leaned down towards me and asked “What’s going on?”
“Well, if I’m deducing this correctly, Junsu was bullied into wearing a dress, which confused Yoochun into thinking he was some hot chick. Chun asked him out and Junsu probably got angry at him, because he thought Junsu was a girl, mercilessly rejecting him in the process. And Yoochun’s ego got hurt, because he was never rejected before so he’s mad at Junsu, and probably constantly harasses him. And Junsu hates him back for doing that.” I said, nodding in agreement with my own statement.
“You’re good.” Junsu smiled at me.
“Thank you. It’s a gift.” I tossed my hair back in fake conceit.
“Hey, is it just happening to me, or have the girls at this school gone completely bonkers?” Changmin asked us. “I mean I’ve spent the week with people shaking silver necklaces at my face, and giggling insanely when I tried to avoid it.”
“They’ve been doing that to me too!” Yunho nodded in agreement. “But Jae’s got it worse. He got chased by girls with garlic bread.”
“Yeah.” I nodded angrily. We were just having a nice lunch when a couple of freshman girls tried to force me into eating garlic bread. I had to make a pretty amazing backflip off of my chair and run like the wind to avoid them. Now the track and field coach stalks me almost every day to try and get me to join his team. “They bring around bottles of holy water and try to splash me with them! It hurts my feelings.” I pouted. “I don’t like being splashed with water!”
“Me too!” Yoochun pouted. “I don’t understand why this is happening to us.”
Then Changmin blinked at us and bit his lower lip. “Maybe… they think we’re… you know… vampires?” He whispered, looking around himself in worry.
“Well, yeah. That was sort of the plan, but this is taking it too far.” Yunho rolled his eyes. “And what do WE have to do with it anyway? They think Jae’s a vampire. Not us.”
Changmin blinked at us again. “What?” He snapped angrily.
We all took a step back except Yunho who was completely oblivious to Changmin’s fireball glare, and flaring nostrils. “Yeah, Jae had this stupid and surprisingly successful idea to pretend he was a vampire to get girls.” He shrugged. “I get why they’re chasing HIM around with garlic bread, but why us?”
“You… you’re pretending to be… a vampire… to get chicks?” Changmin looked positively furious. I didn’t get it. Why is he so damn pissed? Did I accidentally eat his lunch? I don’t think I did. “ARE YOU CRAZY?!?”
There was a short silent pause, where Yunho and I shared an awkward glance and then I said “No… we’re not. Are you okay?” Changmin stormed away, grumbling angrily to himself about stupid muggles or whatever. “ARE YOU STILL COMING OVER FOR PIZZA?!?” I called after him.
He looked back at me over his shoulder, with a dark aura hovering around him. “YES!” He shouted angrily, and then walked away again, leaving us all standing around in confusion.
Later we all met up at the school gates, and drove to our apartment. Yunho didn’t come with us. He said something about a big surprise, and scuttled off. I hope he’s bringing back some cake.
Changmin was still pissed at me for pretending to be a vampire, even after I left him the biggest slice of pizza. It wasn’t my fault Yoochun got to it before he did! I don’t understand what the big deal is. People have done crazier things to get girls. Does he not watch How I Met Your Mother? I mean Barney does some stupid ass shit to get girls! He should start watching it. Maybe, I’ll recommend it to him later this evening. Although, I’m pretty sure we’ll never get to meet their mother. “Oh, come on Min. You can’t be mad at me forever!” I huffed, when he glared at me after I’d inconspicuously praised his genius.
“I’m not mad.” He snapped and looked away from me, looking all huffy and unpleasant.
“Yes, you are.” I scooted closer to him on the couch. “Why are you so mad, anyway?”
“It’s just the principal of the matter! You can’t just… like… go around lying to people that you’re a vampire when you’re not! What if a real vampire heard about it? They would be so pissed.” He grumbled unhappily, crossing his arms over his chest in indignation.
“First of all, REAL VAMPIRES DON’T EXIST!” I screeched in Changmin’s ear, making him jump half way off the couch. “And second of all, why would they care? It’s not like people will believe I’m a vampire forever.”
“Whatever man. It’s still lying.”
“OH!” Junsu, who had been consistently winning a glaring contest with Yoochun for the past half hour, exclaimed in shock. “Um… It looks like the people at school think Jaejoong-ssi, and Yoochun…” He said my roommate’s name with disgust. “Are vampires. And Yunho-ssi and Changmin-ssi are werewolves.” Changmin and I spurted out the soda we were drinking and burst into fits of laughter. “My… um… friend… she told me to be careful… and wear silver… and crosses… and silver crosses.” He giggled.
“They think… Pffft… They think Yunho and I are werewolves?!? WHY?” Changmin laughed, leaning on me to keep himself stable.
“I’ll ask him.” He turned back to his phone and pressed a couple of keys. “Um… She says that Yunho and Changmin eat like oversized horses, so obviously they were the werewolves.” Min scoffed indignantly.
“How would they know that? I don’t even know your friend.” I mused out loud. Have people started stalking me and my friends? Because that would be just creepy.
“Umm… She says that Soo Mi and … um… my other friend… asked you guys about it. Apparently, they’ve never seen Jaejoong-ssi or Yoochun,” Glare. “Eat before. And that you admitted that Changmin and Yunho are beasts.” He smiled shyly. “I think they’re just being silly.”
“You told people I was a beast?” Changmin smirked evilly, and leaned down to my ear. “I thought we were going to keep our night time adventures a secret.” He whispered. I punched his arm.
“You’re not his FAVOURITE beast though.” Junsu sniggered at the new text appearing on his phone. “According to my… um… friend… it’s someone else.”
“WHAT?!?” Changmin shrieked in pretend shock.
“I really wanted to tell you, but there just didn’t seem to be a good time.” I sighed, giving Min an apologetic look. “Yunho is my favourite.” My friend pretended to break-down and sob on the couch. “I’m sorry… he’s just a better beast than you are.”
“All my life’s work! All my roaring practice has gone down the drain!” Changmin cried dramatically. “Why would this happen to me?” I patted his shoulder soothingly.
“That’s not fair! I want to be a beast too!” My roommate whined, getting off the floor to pull Changmin off of me, and sit down between us. “Why am I a vampire?” Yoochun scoffed unhappily. “That’s just stupid. I mean, it’s not like I’m pale and have dark creepy eyes.”
“It’s exactly like you’re pale and have dark creepy eyes.” Junsu huffed, and Yoochun gasped insulted and jumped off the couch, soaring through the air to attack him. They started fighting each other, and rolling around on the ground, like playing puppies.
“I HATE YOU!” Yoochun growled trying to pound on Junsu’s face, but the kid was super quick and avoided his fist of fury.
“YOU SUCK!” Junsu shouted and managed to flip them over so he was sitting on top of Yoochun.
“Awww, they’re so cute when they’re in love.” Changmin sighed fondly, looking at the fighting twosome.
“Aren’t they?” I put my hand on my heart and sighed. We shared a loving glance then looked back at our friends, and sighed together.
We spent the rest of the afternoon studying for midterms. I am absolutely crap at math and kept asking Changmin for help. Junsu and Yoochun spent most of the time just shooting each other glares. “Okay… so… what?” I asked Min, who had just explained the theorem to me for the third time.
“Oh my God, are you stuck on stupid?” He groaned, and took my math review homework, drawing incomprehensible sentences made of numbers on it. “You have to carry the X and then…” I zoned out for the rest of it, because it stopped making sense. I’m sure I was staring at him like a vacant zombie.
I heard the doorbell ring and looked up hoping Yunho was coming in with some cake. I got up, wishing he couldn’t open the door himself because the cake was so big he needed both hands to hold it up, but instead I opened the door to this really cute girl. Yoochun got up, and glared at Junsu again. “Well, here’s my date. Something you’re NEVER going to get because you have NO taste!” Yoochun huffed at the poor guy.
“I DON’T WANT TO DATE YOU!” Junsu called after him, pouting unhappily. Yoochun scoffed, and slammed the door shut after himself. “I hate him.”
“You loooooove him.” Changmin and I teased him.
“I do NOT!” Junsu huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and kicking his legs up like a child throwing a tantrum. He was so adorable. “He’s a jerk.”
“A jerk that you loooooooove!” Changmin sniggered.
“You HAVE to invite us to the wedding!” I squealed, and Changmin joined me. We were both flailing our arms like over excited teenage girls. “We get to buy dresses!” We shrieked together.
“You guys are mean.” Junsu pouted, but his lips were tugging up in a smile. I bet he’s just like I was two months ago, waiting for someone to high-five and tease him. I patted his shoulder in understanding. “Well, aren’t you and Yoochun going out?” He pointed at Changmin.
My friend had the most appalled and disgusted look on his face. “NO! I am NOT going out with that oversized cry baby.” He snorted. “’Jaaaaaeeeee, I thought IIII was your best friiiieeennddd… I thought IIIII was your soulmaaaaate’” He whined, imitating Yoochun.
“He’s not ALWAYS a cry baby.” I rolled my eyes, defending my friend. “Just around me.”
“Well, I never hang out with him when you’re not there.” Changmin shrugged. “He’s a total crybaby in my mind for the rest of his life.” Junsu nodded in agreement with him as he spoke.
After about two hours of failing miserably at math, Changmin decided he was going to give up on me, and drove Junsu home, leaving me all alone in the apartment. Usually there’s either Yoochun, or Yunho with me, so I was kind of a little bit freaked out at being all alone. I sighed miserably at my unfinished math homework, praying that it would somehow do itself. Then I heard a noise, like a loud thunk and jumped off of the couch, looking around myself for the evil night time serial killer that may or may not have invaded my home to maim me fatally. I waited a while, ears twitching, and then the sound was there again! I walked over to the kitchen slowly, making sure not to make the floor boards make squeaky sounds. “Hello?” I called out, grabbing the spatula off of the counter and holding it like a weapon. “I’m really not a good person to kill. Seriously, I’ll just lie there and let you stab me… No struggling at all.” I called to absolutely nobody.
I decided to do a complete search of the house, starting with Yunho’s room. I snuck in quietly, and turned on the light super quick, like I could shock the bad guy with bright lights. The room was empty. I sighed in relief, and then moved to the bathroom. Now, here’s the tricky part, because the shower curtain was closed and it took me two minutes of squinting at it, before I decided to pull it back. I approached the curtain and held the edge slowly then ripped it open quickly. I had the feeling that if I pulled it open fast enough I could scare the shit out of the murderer and he would slip in the tub and crack his head open. There was no one in the tub either.
Damn… Okay, two more rooms left. I walked into the hallway, and then into the empty room. Something loud clicked in the living room, and I brandished my weapon threateningly and decided I would do a ninja jump into the room and scare the begeezus out of my evil night time visitor. More noises came from the living room, and I could see my attacker’s shadow on the floor. I made my move.
“HHIIIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” I screamed jumping out of the room and landing across the front door in a loud stomp.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” The serial killer screamed, took a step back and then tripped over absolutely nothing, then landed on his ass. “WHAT THE HELL, JAE?!?” Yunho screamed angrily at me from his spot on the ground. “WHY ARE YOU JUMPING OUT OF BEDROOMS?!?”
“I’M SORRY!” I shouted back. “I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MURDERER OUT TO GET ME!”
“WHAT?!? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?” Yunho shrieked back.
“I HEARD A NOISE, AND I GOT SCARED, OKAY?!?”
“Okay, why are we yelling?” Yunho asked in a controlled voice.
“I DON’T KNOW! I CAN’T STOP!” I screamed, still brandishing my spatula.
“Put the weapon down, and take a deep breath.” I did as I was told. “Now release it.” I sighed.
“Thanks… Sorry, I almost attacked you with a spatula.” I breathed. Why do I keep thinking Yunho’s a serial killer?
“I forgive you. I bet you heard a squirrel or something.” He grinned at me. “You don’t have to freak out every time you’re alone.”
“I’m just not used to being alone, okay? I have eight sisters, and Yoochun. There was never a moment when- OH MY GOD!” I opened my mouth wide and smiled. “HOLY SHIT!” I grinned at Yunho.
“What?” He looked around in confusion. “Why are you-”
“Your braces are gone!” I stuck my fingers in his mouth and pried his lips open to make sure I was right. “They really are!”
“Heyy! Gef yo fingess ouf of wy wouff!” Yunho grumbled semi-coherently, then pulled away. He grinned like the Cheshire cat. “Yeah, they’re gone.”
Damn, but he looks good without those braces on. His teeth are all straight and perfect and white. “I guess Jin Su was right! You ARE a hawtie without your braces!” I grabbed his cheeks and smooshed them together.
And it sort of happened weird and quick. I got up on my tippy toes and kissed him smack on the lips. It was just a quick peck, probably didn’t mean anything, I mean Yoochun and Yunho do that to me all the time, but Yunho’s eyes got all wide and dark, and I swear his cheeks went pink. He opened his mouth and then closed it, and then he put his hands on mine, and sighed loudly. “Are you blushing?” I smirked. His cheeks were getting hot under my fingers.
“No.” He flushed even redder, and looked away from me. “You’re blushing.”
“I am?” I felt my heart flutter funnily. Geez, it was just a kiss, why am I all nervous all of a sudden? I shook my head, and pulled my hands back. “Whatever. Congrats!” I grinned at Yunho, and moved to head back to my room, but he caught me by the wrist. “What?” I smiled up at him.
“That…” Yunho bit his lower lip and stared at me with a really weird look in his eyes. It was starting to make me feel uncomfortable, but like… in good way. Does that make sense? “Why… did you…” I waited for him to continue. He looked me in the eye, and then sighed, staring down at the floor instead. “Never mind.” He let go of my hand, and sauntered over to his room.
Weird.
“Hey, Mom called today.” I called after him. Yunho looked back with a half-hearted smile on his face. “She said that you should pack some extra sweaters, because they’re planning a trip up the mountain, and you HAVE to come along.” I grinned.
Yunho ACTUALLY smiled at me. “Awesome! I can’t wait to go there.” He walked back towards me and hugged me. “Thanks for not leaving me alone on Christmas.”
I hugged him back. “No problem… Hawtie.” I smirked.
“Shut up.”
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A/N: Hmm... I'm sure I had something really important to say, but I totally forgot what it was... OH! No... that's not it... I'm sort of distracted, cuz this poopy teenager movie's playing on the tv, and i can't decide if the guy is hot or not. And the girl's hair looks like it might eat her head... *shudders* Anyway, be happy and live free, and don't forget to pay your taxes, and help ppl every once in a while... because helping ppl is helpful to ppl who need help... Yup... OH! it was about random ppl friending me! YES! I REMEMBER! HAHAHA! Okay, well I'm fine with ppl friending me and such, I'll always friend u back, cuz i dont rlly care. So long as you dont steal my fics and such its fine... The more the merrier right? RIGHT?!? Idk... Anywho, ENJOY! And as usual, THNX FOR READING! :D
P.S.: The guy is definitely not hot... He looks kind of sick
P.P.S.: Brownies ARE a very important food group!