...and if you know what i know, then you know that love is dead.
not too much going on. same old same old with something a little new thrown in everyday. i quit my job at arby's. that shit fucking sucked. i got suspended for two weeks for getting into an argument with a customer and telling him he was ridiculous and stupid, so i got a couple weeks vacation. and once i got back my hours were cut down way too much and my manager had switched my job around to the complete opposite of what i was doing before so i worked one day and quit. on a sidenote the day after i quit i read in the newspaper my (ex)boss got arrested for making out with and then exposing himself to a 17 year old girl at work. i don't know which one of the girls it was i worked with but i guess it explains why he was always such a dick. it's because he was always getting so worked up and then shut down, sexual frustration i guess. but good for him though. fucking asshole.
and now for something completely different. i got a call from florida last night from one of the people i was supposed to go down with. i guess i'm missing "fear and loathing in florida". that's alright, it was a good movie but i don't think i'd want to be in it. he called me at like 1:30 a.m. because he was tripping and rolling and wanted to tell me how much he missed me and wished i was there, even though he's only been gone for like 2 days. they're sitting around doing drugs. not even finding chicks anywhere to come back to the condo with them to do drugs. that's the only reason i'd go down there. i need some chicks dammit. i could've gone down to wet vagina (west virginia) this week too, but that's with my dad and brother and it's a trip to my grandparent's in the middle of fucking nowhere... mathias, wv. seriously. my dad said i could just go down to visit dumb but he was just up here a couple of weeks ago so i've had my dose of him for a while. besides, seeing him isn't worth the however many hour drive being stuck in the car with my brother, dad, and my cousin. i'd end up shooting them.
and the last thing. we had to get rid of my cat the other day. he wouldn't stop shitting on everything he could go on in our house. so i tossed him outside. except he won't leave now. so if you're in my neighborhood, next to my house and you see a cat that's black with some white and that's probably the largest house cat you've ever seen, feel free to take him home, just make sure it's not a skunk you're going for first. he's very friendly, he just shits everywhere. but i think he learned his lesson, but we can't go soft now and let him back in the house.
yeah. that's all, bitches.
and now for something completely different. i got a call from florida last night from one of the people i was supposed to go down with. i guess i'm missing "fear and loathing in florida". that's alright, it was a good movie but i don't think i'd want to be in it. he called me at like 1:30 a.m. because he was tripping and rolling and wanted to tell me how much he missed me and wished i was there, even though he's only been gone for like 2 days. they're sitting around doing drugs. not even finding chicks anywhere to come back to the condo with them to do drugs. that's the only reason i'd go down there. i need some chicks dammit. i could've gone down to wet vagina (west virginia) this week too, but that's with my dad and brother and it's a trip to my grandparent's in the middle of fucking nowhere... mathias, wv. seriously. my dad said i could just go down to visit dumb but he was just up here a couple of weeks ago so i've had my dose of him for a while. besides, seeing him isn't worth the however many hour drive being stuck in the car with my brother, dad, and my cousin. i'd end up shooting them.
and the last thing. we had to get rid of my cat the other day. he wouldn't stop shitting on everything he could go on in our house. so i tossed him outside. except he won't leave now. so if you're in my neighborhood, next to my house and you see a cat that's black with some white and that's probably the largest house cat you've ever seen, feel free to take him home, just make sure it's not a skunk you're going for first. he's very friendly, he just shits everywhere. but i think he learned his lesson, but we can't go soft now and let him back in the house.
yeah. that's all, bitches.