Wow! There is not one word that can describe how fucking awesome my cruise was... I took like, 30 pictures so i'll put them all behind a cut for ya'll - hopefully they won't take too much time to load... But everyone got along so great, i had so much fun with Orlaith! & it was so amazing bein' with my babe in Mexico again & spending like, 4 nights together. ♥ Not to mention our mom's were really cool about everything... they were drunk just about as much as we were [haha] & were completely cool about buying us drinks @ dinner [besides that we had our own bottles we brought.. & hell, there was definietly no drinking age in Cozumel!] But i'll go ahead & just describe the day-by-day ittinerary [?] we had for Mon-Thurs ♥
Monday: Boarded early & got our rooms... Orla & I were next door to Parks & Chris & our mothers were like, 50 cabins down the row. That afternoon we just ate alot & relaxed.. unpacked. That night was probably the best night [besides Mexico, baby!] b/c it was so chill & we all just wanted to get wasted.. Definietly ended up doing so & went in the hot tub & well. You know. ;-)
Tuesday: Went to Key West for the day.. It was really nice. Parker, Chris, Orla & I just walked around & shopped & got lunch.. Got "ink done", haha, it was cool.. Took shots together, ordered tons of room service, & i think we went to the shitty comedian that night. Parker with his drunk comments was far funnier than that loser. Babe ended up winning $40 in gambling that night.
Wednesday: COZUMEL! hahaha, that day was fucking craaaazy. Got to Cozumel at noon [finally got to sleep in!!] & headed straight to "Playa de Mia," a big beach resort that is full of spring breakers & tiki bars & it's just very relaxing & nice... Definietly got the melon ball again this year! [How excited was I for that damn melon ball? haha] along with several Dos Equis, & of course you know we all had to do the tequila shot! But it was definietly not one shot. The mexican bartender put like 2 shots in a plastic cup & PL & Orla & I just chugged that bad boy... & then there were the two cups of Rum Punch we got. I just LOVED laying out with everyone & relaxing & layin' with my babe in the hammock over-looking the amazing water. It was perfect. The day was absolutely amazing.
.. & then there was the night time. lol. The girls headed back to the ship around 430ish while the guys went to shop for cigars, & we ended up getting ready. Orla & I took 2 shots & had 2 pina coladas before we left for the "Catamaran" .. A boat that took all of us out with liek 15 other people to look at the mexico coastline & stuff... Wow. I really wish i could remember that night. lol. I definietly took advantage of that open bar & ended up getting.. eh, a bit too wasted. I hardly remember. But I guess I was even booty dancing to the YMCA on there. lol! Orla has some fucking hilarious pictures of that night, but thankfully i forgot to use my camera after like the 5th margarita. What happens in Cozumel... stays in Cozumel!
Thursday: Day at Sea.. it was really really relaxing. We all layed out & got sun & played bingo - of course lucky Parker won $55! That night i definietly didn't drink because I had the worsssst hangover all day [along with um, bruises all over me from trippin' around on that catamaran with the mexicans. lol] but Orla & Chris did... Parkie & I ended up going to a really good comedian that night & then I [helped?] lol, gamble a bit on the boat until like 2 AM & then we headed back to my room & layed down for a bit..
This spring break was so amazing. I have so many awesome pics & Parker & I ended up getting a professional black & white portrait done that looks awesome. I have so many awesome memories now.. I love my baby boy so much, we had the greatest time ever together.. & what surprise that there was very minimal drunk drama! It was just paraaaadise. <3333
So here's the pics..
Just arriving on the boat & in the cabin..
1st night @ dinner
Cosmos baby, drink up!
The fuckin' Biggest Jack Daniels bottles, ever!
the two 2-liters of orange vodka we brought..
1st shot of the cruise ... haha, cheers to many more!
a gazillion OJ's we ordered to the room that were never used.. lol
awww, drunk love ♥
action shot..lol
wasted.. nice ass crack orla. lol
babe gettin' his tattoo.. haha. look at that damn pec!!
my henna tattoo, i really liked it<3
formal night
mr. serious & chris lafata who = wasted the enttttire cruise.. morning, afternoon, & night. lol
aw<3
night 2 of the drinking = new bottle that they managed to get from the keys & put in their pants to bring in for us.. lol. what sweet guys!
oh... gosh. i don't even remember how much i had drank before that.
oh gosh. drunk fighting...
Cozumel & the MELON BALL!
sweeties<3
drunk mexicans. hahaha
butt shot!
lova's in paradise <3 haha
i love mexicans!!!!
the very beginning of the catarmaran... when i was still sober enough to sit up straight. lol
the final drinking session....
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