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Angela: God forbid you and Jake have kids, they will be hot, but they will be soooo stupid....
me: Its not Stupid, Its mentaly retarted....
Angela: They will be stupid
me: Don't worry, their stupidity will make up for their beauty
Angela: I dare you to say that again, and not get made fun of....
fireflyxflame: major Cock
yOu HuSsY 17: major cunt
fireflyxflame: PENIS!
yOu HuSsY 17: CUNT RIGHT BACK TO U HO
fireflyxflame: lol
fireflyxflame: yeah well, i'll put my penis in your cunt
yOu HuSsY 17: u perv !!!
yOu HuSsY 17: MAN BOOBS (IF WE ARE JUST GOING TO SCREAM OUT WEIRD THINGS)
fireflyxflame: lol yOu HuSsY 17: There once was a girl who was cripple From the weight of her overgrown nipple
yOu HuSsY 17: i can totally seeing us do this ::..::school assembly...everything is quiet::..:: PENIS!!!!!!
yOu HuSsY 17: Which condom do you use? Nike Condoms: Just Do It Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!
yOu HuSsY 17 is away at 7:08:06 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17 returned at 7:08:09 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17: Random Erection. . . Walking it off.
yOu HuSsY 17: I want to take a cactus and smother it in hot sauce, coat it with sand paper and nails, and shove it up my butt fireflyxflame: i just moved you to the top of my to do list yOu HuSsY 17: thats wat a top 8 is for honey fireflyxflame: lol yOu HuSsY 17: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. :-(
yOu HuSsY 17 is away at 7:10:57 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17 returned at 7:11:09 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17: *The Best Pickup line ever* Uh.. You wanna have sex and get married ... No? sorry - Billie Joe Armstrong
yOu HuSsY 17: Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza man have in common? A: They both can smell it but they can't eat it.
yOu HuSsY 17: The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my hand upon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her legs apart, I knew she was ready, But I didn't know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
yOu Hu SsY 17: My PENIS made me do it!!!!
yOu HuSsY 17: my dad hung up the phone
fireflyxflame: i know yOu HuSsY 17: lol
yOu HuSsY 17: if my cell wasnt dead i would talk to u
fireflyxflame: yeah i understand
yOu HuSsY 17: i will wait till the phone is charged
yOu HuSsY 17: i will save this website till then
yOu HuSsY 17: thehe
fireflyxflame: ok
yOu HuSsY 17: that was some cunny shit
yOu HuSsY 17: If God watches everything I do, I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert ;-)
fireflyxflame: lol
yOu HuSsY 17: From the makers of Rip, Slip, Brush, Ahhh toothbrushes comes... Rip, Slip, Pump, AAHAHHA condoms! today rocked
me: Its not Stupid, Its mentaly retarted....
Angela: They will be stupid
me: Don't worry, their stupidity will make up for their beauty
Angela: I dare you to say that again, and not get made fun of....
fireflyxflame: major Cock
yOu HuSsY 17: major cunt
fireflyxflame: PENIS!
yOu HuSsY 17: CUNT RIGHT BACK TO U HO
fireflyxflame: lol
fireflyxflame: yeah well, i'll put my penis in your cunt
yOu HuSsY 17: u perv !!!
yOu HuSsY 17: MAN BOOBS (IF WE ARE JUST GOING TO SCREAM OUT WEIRD THINGS)
fireflyxflame: lol yOu HuSsY 17: There once was a girl who was cripple From the weight of her overgrown nipple
yOu HuSsY 17: i can totally seeing us do this ::..::school assembly...everything is quiet::..:: PENIS!!!!!!
yOu HuSsY 17: Which condom do you use? Nike Condoms: Just Do It Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!
yOu HuSsY 17 is away at 7:08:06 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17 returned at 7:08:09 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17: Random Erection. . . Walking it off.
yOu HuSsY 17: I want to take a cactus and smother it in hot sauce, coat it with sand paper and nails, and shove it up my butt fireflyxflame: i just moved you to the top of my to do list yOu HuSsY 17: thats wat a top 8 is for honey fireflyxflame: lol yOu HuSsY 17: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. :-(
yOu HuSsY 17 is away at 7:10:57 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17 returned at 7:11:09 PM.
yOu HuSsY 17: *The Best Pickup line ever* Uh.. You wanna have sex and get married ... No? sorry - Billie Joe Armstrong
yOu HuSsY 17: Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza man have in common? A: They both can smell it but they can't eat it.
yOu HuSsY 17: The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my hand upon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her legs apart, I knew she was ready, But I didn't know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
yOu Hu SsY 17: My PENIS made me do it!!!!
yOu HuSsY 17: my dad hung up the phone
fireflyxflame: i know yOu HuSsY 17: lol
yOu HuSsY 17: if my cell wasnt dead i would talk to u
fireflyxflame: yeah i understand
yOu HuSsY 17: i will wait till the phone is charged
yOu HuSsY 17: i will save this website till then
yOu HuSsY 17: thehe
fireflyxflame: ok
yOu HuSsY 17: that was some cunny shit
yOu HuSsY 17: If God watches everything I do, I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert ;-)
fireflyxflame: lol
yOu HuSsY 17: From the makers of Rip, Slip, Brush, Ahhh toothbrushes comes... Rip, Slip, Pump, AAHAHHA condoms! today rocked