Cure for a lonely New Yearsssss
Hello. This entry is a combined effort of THE John Stevenson and Jack (J-Strap). For all the lonely boys out there this Christmas, (like there are any boys reading Caroline's live journal) Jack and I, a.k.a. "Babe Tamers", we have come up with some pick-up lines that are guaranteed a reaction. (Not our fault if she/he runs away screaming--you just must not be cool enough to use it). Jack's favorites:
"Before you run away, I'm not a freak."
"Your body is like a gospel and I am shouting Lordy, Lordy!
"I'm desperate and cute. Let's make out."
"Is that a bannanna in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me" (his favorite)
John's favorites:
"My birth control prescription runs out tomorrow. Should I refil?"
"Screw me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude?"
"Hi, I'm Mister Right, someone said you were looking for me"
"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? I dunno either but its enough to break the ice."
(Pick up a sugar packet) "Excuse me. I think you dropped your name tag"\
If you pull off one of these then the girl must already be into you cause none of these are changing anyones mind about you, but maybe you are cool enough and you can do it without them laughing you out of the party. Either way, these are guaranteed a reaction. Keep it cool and gig em aggies. *Some of these pick up lines were provided by one of Caroline's crappy books. Yeah shes that desperate. Jack is singing "My Perogative" in the back ground right now.
"Before you run away, I'm not a freak."
"Your body is like a gospel and I am shouting Lordy, Lordy!
"I'm desperate and cute. Let's make out."
"Is that a bannanna in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me" (his favorite)
John's favorites:
"My birth control prescription runs out tomorrow. Should I refil?"
"Screw me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertrude?"
"Hi, I'm Mister Right, someone said you were looking for me"
"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? I dunno either but its enough to break the ice."
(Pick up a sugar packet) "Excuse me. I think you dropped your name tag"\
If you pull off one of these then the girl must already be into you cause none of these are changing anyones mind about you, but maybe you are cool enough and you can do it without them laughing you out of the party. Either way, these are guaranteed a reaction. Keep it cool and gig em aggies. *Some of these pick up lines were provided by one of Caroline's crappy books. Yeah shes that desperate. Jack is singing "My Perogative" in the back ground right now.