A Morman Nation
Today was the best day I've had all summer. You just can't beat a day like today. oh my god. Where to start, where to start?
okay so sara, siehara, erika, and me went to dinner at red robins tonight. It was great. Instead of just eating our food like normal people, we we're hella noisy and played cards for like 2 hours or so. We made the rudest comments and what not. We were basically the annoying group of kids you see everywhere being obnoxious yet having tons of fun. At one point sara shot an ice cube across the table and it landed in my crouch. You know what I said out loud? My crouch thanks you. I can't believe I said that. Its me but still.... It took me like three minutes to realize what I said sounded so wrong. You know how when someone does something annoying or stupid or whatver and you say thanks a lot sarcasticlly. Well thats what I meant. But then I realized what I said made me sound like a horney old goat. oh well. You know it's really now wonder so many people think I'm gay. ha ha I'm so great. When we left the restaurant me and sara were doing stupid color guard motves from band camp (also known as hell) and anymays sara commented on how much I suck. And then I said something back, I don't rememember what. Then she called me a skanky ass ho. And I told her I'd pop a bottle and a half in her ass. You're suppose to say a cap but in came out bottle. This poor or lady though. She heard us and gave us the strangest looks.
ohhhhhhhh I have to tell the world (or the very few who read this) about operation guadahaukamama 2.0
At graduation I saw mr. FANSH's car and I wanted to take a picture of it but my camera was out of film. So I was talking about it in the car on the way over to eat and me and sara have come up with a brilliant plan to accomplish my dream. Mr.fansh is in a musical called oklahoma, so when he's in that we're gonna find his car in the lot at cbc and get my picture. But knowing me I have to leave my signature and what not. So me and sara are gonna decorate his car with car paint or whatever it's called. We're gonna write flame on his car and we're gonna draw a little picture of Face Cake (a.k.a. alien) looking like a scare crow. Fansh is going to shit bricks when he sees his car.
So after eating our delicous and most nutritious, or more likely innutritious meal, we went to hastings, but they were closed by the time we got there. So what did we do? Thats right kids, we hoped in a shopping cart and pushed each other through the car wash at the gas sration right next to us. Quite logical thing to do if you ask me. ha ha ha ha ha. I be we got the stragest looks. There was some cars parked facing us when it happened but it was dark so I can't really say for sure if anyone saw. Then we pushed siehara, with erika on top of her, in the cart up to mc D's. It was sort of like a family outing. Or at least thats what I was going for. I was the dad, but I was also secretly gay so sometimes i pretended to be the mom. Sara was the mom. And our two kids were claud and mervin the 8th. I'm not sure what mervin was though cause we kept refering to him as both a boy or a girl. I told him at one point he must be very good at hiding his thing if he was actually a girl. I'm actually not sure if that was what I said but it was to that effect. Anyways my kiddos chikened out so only sara and me walked through the drive through with the shopping cart. When the guy through the window saw us he raised his arms and gave us a look that said what the fuck do you want. It was great. On the way back mom (sara) and claud pushed me and mervin back. It was so painful when they pulled merv back out of the cart. oh my god. According to sara it looked like I was giving birth. I'm rather impressed. I'm a gay man who gave birth to an 18 year old. yep. we mormons do the impossible. Like pissing off the hasting employee's for example. That lady was so pissed when she took that shopping cart away from us. But its okay. we had a spare. I thought we should give it a good home so I put it in the back of someone's truck. I hope they treat it right. It sure was hell to lift that thing up there.
Well thats about it. I blame my craziness on the caffinee gum I chewed earlier today. Actually not really. I just hate acting normal or whatever the hell that is. I guess I was making up for the lost time me and sara are gonna have when she goes to college. tear tear.
well night all
~boop~
okay so sara, siehara, erika, and me went to dinner at red robins tonight. It was great. Instead of just eating our food like normal people, we we're hella noisy and played cards for like 2 hours or so. We made the rudest comments and what not. We were basically the annoying group of kids you see everywhere being obnoxious yet having tons of fun. At one point sara shot an ice cube across the table and it landed in my crouch. You know what I said out loud? My crouch thanks you. I can't believe I said that. Its me but still.... It took me like three minutes to realize what I said sounded so wrong. You know how when someone does something annoying or stupid or whatver and you say thanks a lot sarcasticlly. Well thats what I meant. But then I realized what I said made me sound like a horney old goat. oh well. You know it's really now wonder so many people think I'm gay. ha ha I'm so great. When we left the restaurant me and sara were doing stupid color guard motves from band camp (also known as hell) and anymays sara commented on how much I suck. And then I said something back, I don't rememember what. Then she called me a skanky ass ho. And I told her I'd pop a bottle and a half in her ass. You're suppose to say a cap but in came out bottle. This poor or lady though. She heard us and gave us the strangest looks.
ohhhhhhhh I have to tell the world (or the very few who read this) about operation guadahaukamama 2.0
At graduation I saw mr. FANSH's car and I wanted to take a picture of it but my camera was out of film. So I was talking about it in the car on the way over to eat and me and sara have come up with a brilliant plan to accomplish my dream. Mr.fansh is in a musical called oklahoma, so when he's in that we're gonna find his car in the lot at cbc and get my picture. But knowing me I have to leave my signature and what not. So me and sara are gonna decorate his car with car paint or whatever it's called. We're gonna write flame on his car and we're gonna draw a little picture of Face Cake (a.k.a. alien) looking like a scare crow. Fansh is going to shit bricks when he sees his car.
So after eating our delicous and most nutritious, or more likely innutritious meal, we went to hastings, but they were closed by the time we got there. So what did we do? Thats right kids, we hoped in a shopping cart and pushed each other through the car wash at the gas sration right next to us. Quite logical thing to do if you ask me. ha ha ha ha ha. I be we got the stragest looks. There was some cars parked facing us when it happened but it was dark so I can't really say for sure if anyone saw. Then we pushed siehara, with erika on top of her, in the cart up to mc D's. It was sort of like a family outing. Or at least thats what I was going for. I was the dad, but I was also secretly gay so sometimes i pretended to be the mom. Sara was the mom. And our two kids were claud and mervin the 8th. I'm not sure what mervin was though cause we kept refering to him as both a boy or a girl. I told him at one point he must be very good at hiding his thing if he was actually a girl. I'm actually not sure if that was what I said but it was to that effect. Anyways my kiddos chikened out so only sara and me walked through the drive through with the shopping cart. When the guy through the window saw us he raised his arms and gave us a look that said what the fuck do you want. It was great. On the way back mom (sara) and claud pushed me and mervin back. It was so painful when they pulled merv back out of the cart. oh my god. According to sara it looked like I was giving birth. I'm rather impressed. I'm a gay man who gave birth to an 18 year old. yep. we mormons do the impossible. Like pissing off the hasting employee's for example. That lady was so pissed when she took that shopping cart away from us. But its okay. we had a spare. I thought we should give it a good home so I put it in the back of someone's truck. I hope they treat it right. It sure was hell to lift that thing up there.
Well thats about it. I blame my craziness on the caffinee gum I chewed earlier today. Actually not really. I just hate acting normal or whatever the hell that is. I guess I was making up for the lost time me and sara are gonna have when she goes to college. tear tear.
well night all
~boop~