Looney Toons

[love_and_donuts]

You're... kidding...

I can't....

*a few choked sobs* Goddammit...! Is this really true...?!

*SPARKLY EYES*

I'M NOT A WANTED MAN ANYMORE!!

*TWIRLS, DANCES, AND LEAPS ABOUT THE ISLAND - hugs everyone he sees, except for the intimidating people like Ike and Kurogane who he just furiously shakes their hand and pounds them heartily on the shoulder

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

Why the fuck would you be wanted? Rob a hair gel store?

[love_and_donuts]

I wouldn't do that! Breaking the law...! D8

[novolumecontrol]

You can't tell me you've never broken the law.

[love_and_donuts]

I've never done anything that would warrant a WARRANT! *A*

[novolumecontrol]

[Well aren't you special.] So what? You were framed then?

[love_and_donuts]

Of course! *picks ear irritatedly* Man, can you believe it? Some bozos just made up that poster in the back room and pasted it everywhere just because they were jealous or something, I bet!!

[novolumecontrol]

You should have just told the cops that, then, instead of just waiting for the warrant to go away.

[love_and_donuts]

No such thing as dependable law officers in my world, to be honest... It's really a shame.