Crying Wild Breed

[love_and_donuts]

*HA-CHOO*

Yeuugh. Aah. Sooo, I'm back! Can I have some hot cocoa plz

[ Standing at the entrance of Ari Apartments is a very very very dirty Vash. His long red coat is drenched because it just so happened to rain today on his trek back, and it's covered in soot and soil. His hair is a complete mess, mostly sticking straight down rather than up,

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[shoukanjutsu]

A-Ah! Shocking! In his natural habitat, the species appears to revert to an animalistic nature, allowing its hair to grow unhindered and filth to encrust its body.

. . .

Goodness, you're a fright. C'mon inside, Vash. You look terrible.

[love_and_donuts]

*sticks tongue out at the first part* >P

That's mean, though! Shouldn't my dazzling smile make up for the clothes I wear, or my lack of personal hygiene? :D

[shoukanjutsu]

Possibly. Doesn't quite make up for the smell, though. Now into the bath with you.

. . . Glad you're alright.

[love_and_donuts]

Don't I know it. I feel like it'll take a few days to scrub of the layers of filth, LOL

...

*manry slap on the back* ^^

[shoukanjutsu]

Yeah, good luck with that.

*is slapped*

*nearly falls down the stairs*

. . . Aha. Why don't I bring up some food for you when you're done? It'll save the six odd flights of stairs or so.

vash needs more unspoken manry friendships like klarth and ren...! 8D

[love_and_donuts]

8DDD SOMETHING WITH LOTS OF CARBS.

*waves hand in thanks, and goes up to Room 403 to SHOWER, OH GOD YAY SHOWER*

Too much manliness is apt to snap Klarth in two. =P

[shoukanjutsu]

[When Vash is finished, he may find a tray outside his room with a large bowl of udon noodles and a pair of chopsticks. The Home Ec teacher had to learn to cook sometime, after all.]

teeheeeeee<3 also yes he said ramen

[love_and_donuts]

Heh. Woulda been nicer to have a cute girl make me dinner, buuuuut ya can't be picky. *picks up and lounges around at home eating, aaah he missed this so much*

I do love me some ramen noodles!! *magical journals it up after teh food*

[shoukanjutsu]

I hope that was acceptable to your tastes? I, ah. Am attempting. To learn how to cook.
You can't mess noodles up that badly right

[love_and_donuts]

Hey, good for you. Totally acceptable, man.

*and really, food's food in Vash's book*

How have things been since I left at the beginning of December?

[shoukanjutsu]

. . . Pretty much the same. The only real thing you've missed was some business about some fat elf who gives presents. And as you've already noticed, quite a few more people have left.

[love_and_donuts]

OH OH yeah, Santa Kris or something, right? Santa Claus, that's right. I totally missed out, I bet.

...You think people are managing okay?

[shoukanjutsu]

Sandy Claws, wasn't it? That's what all the children in my class were screaming about.

We're managing alright. It's nowhere near as bad as it was a few months ago -- The disappearances are, I believe, leveling off. Perhaps the gods decided it was time to make a clean breast of things.

[love_and_donuts]

Ha ha. Sounds exciting.

Mm... Perhaps they have. I wonder if they were thinking about just finally sending everyone back home; that's what it felt like. Looks like they still have plans for the island, though.

[shoukanjutsu]

Maybe we're the lucky ones who kept their attention. Unlucky, rather. Either way, we might as well make the best of things.

[love_and_donuts]

It's the only thing we can do.

^^ But it's not hard to, really. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW STRIPPER, FOR EXAMPLE.