I tripped over a mexican Because i secretely hated her.

[love_always_bre]

Pick your birth month:

January--i kicked
Febuary--i loved
March--i played with
April--i did the macarena with
May--i danced with
June--i murdered
July--i had sex with
August--I slapped
September--i choked on
October--I tripped over
November--i yelled at
December--I kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1------a noodle
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------my dog
7-------a llama
8-------a mexican
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------a paper clip
12-------a banana
13-------A homeless guy
14-------a merman
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------chuck norris
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------my cell phone
31-------An iPod

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-----Because i hate my family.
Other------Because i secretely hated her.
none------Because i cant control myself

Now, put the phrases together to create a sentance and post it in the subject