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The BasicsMale/Female:Female Heterosexual/homosexual/bisexual?:Heterosexual Are you certain of your sexual orientation?:yes...are you??? If not, why arn't you? If you are, how do you know?:..that's just it....I do know Your age:younger then you Biatch How often do you think about sex in a normal day?:... as much as you think about licking bill clinton's ass... which is alot How often do you think about other sexual acts besides intercourse?:... not often Have you ever had sex?:Obviously Not Do you like...Vaginal sex:Don't know Anal sex:Don't know Oral sex:No Idea Fingering/handjobs:Whats that?????? Something not mentioned above that you like:....... I like icecream..... Which of the above do you prefer?:...the icecream..... IntrestsWhat (if any) fetishes do you have?:I got alot of fetishes, none that I know of are sexual Do you like sexual situations with more than one person?:.... I don't know.... With several people of the same sex?:...........cow??? The opposite sex?:what about em'? Or even sexual situations with several people of diffrent sexes?:......I don't know sir or miss If you haven't tried any of the above, might you in the future? Why/Why not:I don't know..what if I become a nun??? Do you have a steady partner?:no those are gross Do you use protection?:....I use a helmet How important is foreplay to you:..oh very oh very... The KissDo you like kissing people/a person?:yes What is your favorite part of kissing?:........don't know...evrything? Tounge or no tounge?:both Where is the best place to be kissed (on your body):......the mouth..or..neck Where is the worst place to be kissed (on your body):.... I don't know..... Who do you wish you could kiss?:.........I wanna snog your mom How important is kissing in a serious relationship?:very..I guess And...What's your favorite sexual position:I have no idea!!!!!! Where is the oddest place you've ever had sex:I've nevr had sex you dumb ass Where do you want to have sex:....in a bed... Would you mind if people watched?:yes very much so! How important is sex in your life:very Name a fantasy you have:..... a hot tub filled with orange jello Do you like having sex...With toys?:I like toys.... like my barbies In the dark or light?:dark Outside?:..I don't like outside unless it's dark In costume?:..I have a tu'tu; does that count? In bondage?:..who's that? Submissive/dominate?:Dominate!!!! With lubricant?:sure why not Flavored condoms?:....ew..... With anything else unusual?: how's about an egg beater Finally...Do you like this survey?:hell no it's the gay-est thing I've evr taken
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