2nd Shuffle//Video

[love4monochrome]

[Hello everyone be greeted by Droog's unamused face. While he's been waiting around for certain plots to thicken, he's been concerned with one thing.]

Does any'a you know where someone could purchase a suit, but not just any suit. One for a pokeyman.

[The camera reveals a Sneasel, it doesn't look that amused that it's being filmed, or that it's

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[nopuppets]

[There is a video feed and a voice but the source of the voice is not on the camera. Instead there is a charmeleon on screen with awesome shades on.]

Dude, you've got style.

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[love4monochrome]

[Looks at the charmeleon curiously, knowing it definitely wasn't the source of the voice but... Those. Shades.]

What does a man have if he doesn't have any class?

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[nopuppets]

[There's a snap in the background and Tock looks over at the source of the voice.]

Tock, camera.

[And then Tock turns the camera to look at Dave. Dave meanwhile is in a suit shop getting fitted for a nice suit. He's fixing the bowtie in the mirror, also in sunglasses when he looks over at the camera through the reflection.]

Not a man at all.

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[love4monochrome]

[Droog is liking this kid already.]

So where exactly are you kid? Cuz this piece'a shit town doesn't have a respectable tailor or even much'a clothin' store at all. [Droog doesn't understand how these people live.]

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[nopuppets]

Violet City. City's a piece of shit hick town most of the time -- Goldenrod is the place to go for anything and everything but.

[A smirk.]

With a bit of bartering I convinced the lady of the clothing shop to help me pick out a suit.

[And it's a very nice suit at that. Solid black with a white bowtie and a red handkerchief. Broken record symbol cufflinks and a broken record symbol on the pocket of his suit. He looks rather dashing.]

I'm sure with a bit more smoothtalking I can have her help me pick out a suit for your traveling partner. I have a HootHoot that can send it as soon as possible.

[More talk with the lady off screen before she returns with a white tie for him and he begins to replace the bowtie.]

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[love4monochrome]

Goldenrod? S'ppose to be headin' there eventually. But not nearly soon enough.

[And up goes the eyebrow. Why the hell was this kid so quick to try and help him out? He didn't know this kid and yet he was offering such a favor.]

Is there some sort'a catch here kid? [Yeah he's staring at you with the greatest suspicion.]

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[nopuppets]

[Turning to the camera, looking over to Tock as he smooths out his jacket.]

How does that look, Tock?

[There's a happy 'Chaaarrr' from Tock and he grins before looking at the camera.]

Just a kid with a love of style, my good sir. Name's Strider. Dave Strider, to be exact.

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[love4monochrome]

[This kid was pretty smooth, he had to admit. But that didn't erase the suspicion he still had. But whatever, he could deal with that later.]

I can appreciate a man with good tastes. [Dave, despite you being 13, your obvious tastes in fine clothing makes you a man. At least in Droog's eyes.]

If that's the case, then if you feel you are up to it, I need a black suit, red tie, and a matchin' fedora. A'course, Scarface ain't there for the measurements, but I'm sure the residents know the size of a Sneasel, considerin' how obsessed this place is with these little creatures.

And if I find so much as a stitch outta place. I will hold you personally responsible. I only except perfection.

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[nopuppets]

[His arms are held up in a 'Are you really doubting me?' manner and he directs a raised eyebrow to the camera.]

I promise you, sir, it will be cleaned, pressed, and perfect for Scarface, and if it's not I accept full responsibility. Isn't that right, Tock?

[A 'chaaarrr!' in response and he puts on a cool and calm expression towards the camera.]

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[love4monochrome]

[He keeps the same serious expression, but nods.]

S'long as you realize there are consequences to givin' me an inferior suit.

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[nopuppets]

Of course I do. Nothing but the best, my good sir.

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[love4monochrome]

By the way, Name's Diamonds Droog, if you prove to be worth anythin', you won't regret hearin' my name. I'll be waitin' kid.

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