lays
GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?!?!?!(excuse my french, but this is so pathetic i just can't even control myself)
well. well, well, well. sigh. i dont even know where to begin.ok deep breath. ok, well, i can always sense when someone i like likes someone else...(proven true at least three times in the last year)...and i got that vibe with jelly beans and sara fucking byars, but i just wanted to deny it. everybody told me that it couldnt be possible for someone to like her. but after what happened on friday, i'm not so sure of that. well, i dont know if ive posted about this before, but me, jelly beans, and this other guy have our little corner in the back of the room. well that desk is MY DESK, and i am very protective of my territory, so when sara decides to come sit in that desk, it took all of my strength not to punch her. she was lucky i was already sitting in that desk(she was squishing me. she thought we could both fit in it. eventually i told her to go get her own seat.), cuz if i ever find her in that desk, alone, i'm gonna fucking kill her. that's it, plain and simple, i'm gonna fucking kill that bitch.
so, anyways, yeah, that's not even the worst part. here's the worst part: sara had this super size bag of lays that she had been passing around earlier, and she brought it back to our corner, and was eating the leftover crumbs. well, we started talking about halloween and i was like "yeah, im gonna be sally from nightmare before christmas,...blah blah blah..." and then she, out of nowhere, bursts out "i'm gonna where this for halloween." and i gave her this weird look, and she says "i'll where pants of course"...now here's the part that just made me wanna cry: JELLY BEANS REPLIES: "OH, YOU DON'T NEED TO WHERE PANTS. YOU COULD JUST GO LIKE THAT. THAT WOULD BE SEXY. YOU NEED TO COME TO MY HOUSE FOR HALLOWEEN." this is sara byars we're talking about!!!!! aaaahhhhhhh! disgusting! at this point i just wanted to stab them both!
so, yeah, if he has the nerve to say that sara would be sexy in a lays bag, he's really not worth saving.
...poor, unfortunate soul...