The TEA FOR TWO Meme

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Kishin Asura ☫☫☫ Soul Eater ☺ M/F

[strongestcoward]

[Asura is looking somewhat moody on his side of the table; not for any particular reason, he's just having a grumpy day.

Quite rudely, he shoves his cup across the table.]

Pour me more.

[He's in a bossy mood-it always makes him feel better to push someone around.]

[mr_chekov]

Surely you mean to say 'Pour me more, please Pasha.'

[If there's one thing the navigator won't stand for from other people, it's poor manners.]

[strongestcoward]

[Asura growls briefly. If there's one thing the demon god of madness won't stand from other people, it's anything.

No, but I did say it wrong.

[He dramatically clears his throat.]

'Pour me more or I'll tear your head off.'

Better?

[mr_chekov]

No.

Manners cost nothing but they go a long way to improwing people's thoughts of you.

[You're not getting any more tea until you behave like a nice demon god of madness with nice manners, Asura :| ]

[strongestcoward]

[Unfortunately, Asura is not nice, doesn't behave and has no manners.

He instead casually flips the table over.]

There. Now no one gets any.

[mr_chekov]

[Pasha frowns, folding her arms across her chest and giving him what can only be described as an attempted stern look. It looks more like he's kicked a puppy though.]

That was incredibly unpleasant of you.

[strongestcoward]

[Just as unfortunately as his lack of nicety, Asura sports a complete and total immunity to kicked puppy looks. Since he would literally kick a puppy. He would kick a puppy into a baby to distract it whilst he stole candy from it.]

I'm an incredibly unpleasant person.

[mr_chekov]

Ewidently!

[Pasha for one, is going to right the table once again, tidying up the mess he's made of the cups and pot and various other tea time accoutrements. Just because he doesn't want to be nice and have tea, it doesn't mean she doesn't want to.]

[strongestcoward]

[Of course, being the huge pain the neck to life, the universe and everything that Asura is, he makes the scarves around his neck extend their little fabric fingers and steal all the cups, crushing them to fragments.

All aside from one, which he delicately balances on a finger.]

[mr_chekov]

Hey!

[Pasha gives him a look, hands on her hips.]

Giwe me that back!

[strongestcoward]

[He stares with all three eyes for a minute before very slowly and with great care opening his mouth wide enough to fit a human head inside, placing the cup on his tongue...

GULP.]

[misseastawesome]

[Maria glances up from the magazine she was flicking through and sets her own cup down.]

Get it yourself.

[She goes back to reading her issue of 'Soldier of Fortune'.]

[strongestcoward]

[Asura is not in the mood for defiant women. And he tends to think of women as being good for a handful of things anyway.

Which is why his response is to reach out of one of his very long and skinny arms and smack it out of her hands.]

No.

[allurcolonies]

No. [The answer was plain and simple.]

[strongestcoward]

[He glares, with three eyes making it rather spooky.]

Do it. Now.

[allurcolonies]

[She just glares back at him menacingly.] Absolutely not.