lmao my sister is adorable
okay so im sitting here working on a term paper about superstitions in the era of shakespeare...and my sister starts typing on my computer....i come over to my computer to write and here is what i find :)
In times of Shakespeare, he wanted to get money and become famous. There was this dude who I cant remember the name of, and he competed with Shakespeare for whomever’s plays were better. So then Shakespeare got angry and made kick ass plays that had a multitude of sexual humor and puns thrown into them. Quite frankly, I think he was a crazy, perverted bastard who wanted to get laid and become rich. So he made a theatre and invited people to watch his sexually dramatic plays about people who die and have sex. People enjoyed it because what they were used to in the Elizabethan times was really conservative woman and boring lives making butter in the kitchen. Men only had sex with one, hairy woman with greasy hair who slept on a stone because she did not want to get her greasy hairdo ruined. The women were treated like shit. So then when they saw this crazy bastard’s plays, they really enjoyed it and then the world started to become more sexual and liberal and turned into what we now live in today. And Amanda: you should not be reading this but typing up your essay! I am renting you and making you sing hick songs and wear a cowboy hat. Love you lots and feel the fuck better.
Essay by Brittany Leiss.
the funny part is that a lot of that is really true...espicially the part about the greasy hairdo!
In times of Shakespeare, he wanted to get money and become famous. There was this dude who I cant remember the name of, and he competed with Shakespeare for whomever’s plays were better. So then Shakespeare got angry and made kick ass plays that had a multitude of sexual humor and puns thrown into them. Quite frankly, I think he was a crazy, perverted bastard who wanted to get laid and become rich. So he made a theatre and invited people to watch his sexually dramatic plays about people who die and have sex. People enjoyed it because what they were used to in the Elizabethan times was really conservative woman and boring lives making butter in the kitchen. Men only had sex with one, hairy woman with greasy hair who slept on a stone because she did not want to get her greasy hairdo ruined. The women were treated like shit. So then when they saw this crazy bastard’s plays, they really enjoyed it and then the world started to become more sexual and liberal and turned into what we now live in today. And Amanda: you should not be reading this but typing up your essay! I am renting you and making you sing hick songs and wear a cowboy hat. Love you lots and feel the fuck better.
Essay by Brittany Leiss.
the funny part is that a lot of that is really true...espicially the part about the greasy hairdo!