U.S. soldier Joshua Tabor waterboards his daughter, 4, because she couldn't recite alphabet: police A GI waterboarded his 4-year-old daughter in their suburban Tacoma, Wash., home because she couldn't recite the alphabet, police reported.
Joshua Tabor, 27, allegedly admitted to police he used the torture technique because his daughter was terrified of water and he was furious she didn't know her ABCs.
Of course, when asked for a comment, Donald Rumsfeld replied "It's not child abuse, it is merely an enhanced parenting technique."