When animals attack
Chet the squirrel attacked me again today, this time biting me eight times on the right arm, all very deep, i think it was in cold blood. Unfortunately, he isnt afraid of anyone, he will go up to anyone, not just me. since this is the case, i have no choice but to catch him and take him to the willowbrook wildlife preserve, where he will undoubtedly be put down. the bites didnt hurt that bad, but they were dep enough that my arm literally poored blood, and i ended up with a puddle of blood about the size of a crash cymbal collecting under my arm on the kitchen floor while i looked for a towel to wrap my arm in. i could probably forgive him for it, but i cant take the risk that he would go after one of the 20 million kids under 10 that live on my block. tomorrow im gonna take him in and say goodbye, so all u loyal chet followers, say a prayer, he dies tomorrow. IM on the hunt, im a predator tomorrow.....
On a lighter note, my famous daves training continued today, i waited a few tables, and once again got a free full lunch, this time rib tips and brisket...... they think for me to sell it i should know it, and also my trainer happens to be a freind of mine from school....that helps...... i got paid to eat and tell indecent jokes, good times? ya.....
On a lighter note, my famous daves training continued today, i waited a few tables, and once again got a free full lunch, this time rib tips and brisket...... they think for me to sell it i should know it, and also my trainer happens to be a freind of mine from school....that helps...... i got paid to eat and tell indecent jokes, good times? ya.....