esssssshhhhhhhhh keeeeeepppeeesh<3 hahaha
heyyy!! its briannna the elf<33 hehe im updating for laurne cuz she hasnt in like 4 freakin years..word..but yah things have been good wit her..she jus moved back from africa..i kind of missed her to behonest..when she was away breeding elephants i had no one to hold, cuddle, eat pizza and icing with, watch elf with....yah i basically had nothing. so i am estatic that she is back in town..but i uno i guess while she was over there she met this guy named Bababboodadash, hes half arabian and half black. hes actually really nice. hes been in the porn industry for about 10 years now..so i guess hes well known over there. but yah hes about 4'11 and kinda smells like waffles and macademia nuts...and he claims hes santa.but i dont believe him..cuz santa is actually one of my really good friends..i love him. but newho..this guy Bababboodadash makes really good burritos so i decided to be his friend :) and lauren is in like freakin love with him..sumtimes she'll skip around the house naked 4 him..he seems to like it...O0o and when lauren got back she opened up a shelter for homeless crabs and goldfish...shes a sweetheart huh? yah..cuz GOd only knows how many homeless crabs and goldfish there r out there that need help..geez thank GOD we have lauren. but yah..hmm..wut else has happened...oo i got attacked by a dog. and let me tell u..this dog wasnt normal...it had tusks, and weighed like 2 tons...lauren claims it was her elephant but i dont believe heer....and it makes me nervous wen she looks over my shoulder reading this...really...it does...muahahahha...hey can u go get me a glass of ornage juice? hehe:) that was to lauren for u slow ones out tehre....hmm...yah...seriously lauren...i want it....hehe...o0o and yah me n lauren have devised this plan that everyday until xmas we hold hands, eat sugar plums, make snow angels,..and mayb...jus MAYB we will snuggle:) muahahahahahhahaha. i love her..u kno that..i absolutely love that kid...ive known her along time...i remember one time wen she wa slike 12 years old and she ate a bug...a rolly polly...yah she did..it was hillarious...mind u shes kinda retarded...soo it explains alot wen she was growing up...ooo yummmmmm<3 i love orange juice:) she got me sum..tehehe...hey did u kno i can read minds? like right now ur prolly thinkin im like the coolest person uve ever met. really.....i kno...but hey...the biug guy upstairs only culd make one of us..and it had to be me...sry guys...but newho..hehe i crack myself up..i rememberthis one time i wa salone ion the house and i ran around naked but i had a cape on..n i thot i was magical. it was kool. i think u shuld do it sumtime...and then one time i went on a date wit george doubleyah....u kno..the president...hes really a sweet heart..kinda like lauren...i love her...she loves me too..so i guess wut im saying is that we love eachother...basically....come on....but yah i g2g peaceeeee<333
i love lauren...