Oct 25, 2006 22:16
YOU KNOW YOU GO/WENT TO STARPOINT HIGH SCHOOL IF…
*Mr.Kline is your idol. You want his job...all he does is stand there and be cool.
*You can always go to the ALC to dick around.
*you know everyone and their brother, sister, cousin, aunt...hell you know their whole fucking family.
*people having sex in the bathroom doesn't surprise you.
*We all love Arnold Schwartzinager for one reason.
*75% of the kids do drugs.
…your lunch consitis of french fries,pretzals,and milk.
…you get excited from the word "fight".
…Bomb Threats are only called in by new freshman.
…the fire alarm goes off at all times because someone didn't turn off the showers again.
*flip flops are appropriate for all weather.
…people would rather skip school than come in late because they don't want detention.
…the milk machine is the official "chill spot".
… you will do anything to view your MySpace (damn Screendoor!).
…if you go to lunch for more than one period every day.
…the freshman kids get in the way,
…in your senior year, it seems like the underclassmen have multiplied. They're everywhere!
…the goth kids are everywhere and pretend it's always Christmas on Halloween.
…you always see the ugly lesbians making out. hahahahahaha.
…you skip class to go to the health fair or donate blood.
*cheating is a standard procedure.
*9th period you look forward to the hallway smelling like popcorn.
*your day isnt compete with at least one visit to the bookstore.
*you dont look forward to senior skip day because you know youll get a waterballon in the face.
*You remember where you were when the school was on lockdown when everyone got sick.
*Senior Study Hall is amazing.
*When you go to Denny's and see all yoru friends
*Teacehrs like Duncan & Franco make you laugh even if you werent their student.
*After each 7th per lunch you can see a whole buffet on the music wing floor.
*Walking to the middle school when you were bored and skipping class is another option.
*Never knowing who everyone is dating because they never go to our school.
*You think Licata should be punched in the face...he can talk on his cell phone and we cant.
*You've had your cell phone taken away already...and its only week 5 of school.