Sometimes we simply channel our art.....

[loupyone]

This just sprang fully formed into my brain:

To the tune of "Popeye the Sailor man"

I'm Davey the bad Scotsman.
I'm Davey the bad Scotsman.
I'm strong to the finish,
'Cause I drink Glenfiddich.
I'm Davey the bad Scotsman!

I hope you find that at least vaguely amusing, as I did.