Because Alan wants to be serenaded...

May 31, 2009 18:41

Due to unpopular demand (taken from Alan):

The first five (5) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations so please read carefully:

1. I make guarantees that you may NOT like what I make. What you get is what you get.

2. What I create will be just for you, with love, or at least with gusto. Or with faeces.

3. It'll be done this year (2009).

4. I will not give you any clue what it's going to be *evil laugh*. It (probably) will be something made in the real world and not something cyber; although it may involve cybering. It may be weird or beautiful or plain butt ugly. It might or might not be edible. I may even create something totally unbelievable and surprise you at work/at your wedding/your brother's funeral!! Who knows?

5. I reserve the right to do something strange or quirky, but I CANNOT promise not to embarrass you in public. I also reserve the right to do something fairly predictable and boring, but with, you know, thought and love. Or sadistic feelings.

6. In return, all you need to do is post this text into a note of your own and make 5 things for the first 5 to respond to your note.

IMPORTANT: This offer is null and void if I do not see you post your own note to pay this forward.
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY EMOTIONAL/PHYSICAL SCARRING/DAMAGES. SAY "ME ME" AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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