Scraping the Burrell (Or How a Butler Tried To Sell A Story)

Feb 18, 2008 22:54

This Diana Inquest is stupid.

Her friends say she was in need of marriage like a rash.

She visited kooks who had long long long long long convos with her over the phone.

She feared her phone being bugged.

She didn't want to marry Dodi. She wanted a surgeon. And was more in love with him than Dodi.

WTF is Al Fayed missing?

The Royals are known for thorough plots, not half arsed attempts to crash a car in a tunnel. If they wanted his son dead.. It would have been Dodi, Di, Al Fayed, the surgeon, the driver and all axsssociated dead. And with typical patience, not that mess. No paps near, they wold not have known! And Phillp is a bit racist yes. Aristocrats are. They are however open with it and not ashamed to say it. Least you know where you stand! And for the record.. Our Royal family is a mix of Greek and German, more Greek these days. So STFU Al Fayed!

Now, Paul Burrell. He really is a sleazebag. For once, I applaud the sun with uncovering his perjury. He lied to the courtr and if he hadn't, this bloody trial would be over with. But instead he causes DRAMAH! and decides to leave some things for his next book! Oh whoopdedoo! And his other line? A jewllery line for American audiences. Oh he is so cashing in. Those Yanks will lap up anything.

He had a rant about the UK.. Well, if he doesn't like it, he should leave. Take the high road Burrell and leave us in peace!

al fayed, burrell, diana, rant, puns, stupidity, inquest

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