So very hungry......
Normally I can make it home from work before I get to the stomach rumbling hunger.
I have several steps when it comes to hungry.
Step #1 "I'm feeling a mite peckish" - This means, I'm just throwing out the suggestions of food and that at some point we should attempt to get some.
Step #2 "I'm kinda hungry" - This means I'm starting to get a little hunger pains, and that we might actually want to mention what time we plan on eating and when. You know, make a game plan as it were.
Step #3 "Food. Now." - This is my unsubtle way of saying we had better be heading towards food or it better be heading towards me in the immediate future. If we are eating out, we need to be ordering at this moment. If someone is driving around not sure where we are going and refusing to ask for directions this could turn toward cannibalism.
My friends have been warned. They know these moods. I was once driving with two of them, Xander & Spike, when they didn't take me seriously about the asking for directions thing. I ended up striking such fear in them that we pulled over in a shady part of town, Spike got out of the car, Xander locked the doors behind him - which Spike did not appreciate - and then went to talk to some shifty looking guys about finding the right road we were looking for. He made it back to the car safe, and with the information, and a lessened learned in the when I say "I'm hungry" do not laugh at me! Fear my wrath!
Some other time I'll describe the horror of waking me up early in the morning without proper bribery.
I have several steps when it comes to hungry.
Step #1 "I'm feeling a mite peckish" - This means, I'm just throwing out the suggestions of food and that at some point we should attempt to get some.
Step #2 "I'm kinda hungry" - This means I'm starting to get a little hunger pains, and that we might actually want to mention what time we plan on eating and when. You know, make a game plan as it were.
Step #3 "Food. Now." - This is my unsubtle way of saying we had better be heading towards food or it better be heading towards me in the immediate future. If we are eating out, we need to be ordering at this moment. If someone is driving around not sure where we are going and refusing to ask for directions this could turn toward cannibalism.
My friends have been warned. They know these moods. I was once driving with two of them, Xander & Spike, when they didn't take me seriously about the asking for directions thing. I ended up striking such fear in them that we pulled over in a shady part of town, Spike got out of the car, Xander locked the doors behind him - which Spike did not appreciate - and then went to talk to some shifty looking guys about finding the right road we were looking for. He made it back to the car safe, and with the information, and a lessened learned in the when I say "I'm hungry" do not laugh at me! Fear my wrath!
Some other time I'll describe the horror of waking me up early in the morning without proper bribery.