And now for something completly different.
Back in the day when all of us already had email for years Xander finally got around to getting an email account. He at that time also had a job which allowed him to spend most of the day goofing off (like the rest of us) and he was able to get on online and send emails.
It didn't take long before (in his boredom) he decided to send out a bunch of random Top 10 lists. Now what is this about you ask? (Maybe you're asking - I really don't know for sure.) Well a discussion between Xander and I came up about one of these lists and he couldn't remember all of what he had written.
Me, finding them to be quite humorous at the time (and still), had saved them all. And sure enough I was able to find it without much trouble.
Reading it, I remembered how brilliant it was and decided to reminisce with you dear readers, and for some of you this may be the first time you've ever seen some of he's brilliant humor email-style.
I have proof read this for you though - because around the time of him writing this he had yet to learn that the "Return" key is called "Enter" on the computer and wrote most of his emails without paragraph breaks.
And now I present to you some flashback humor!
This list may have changed over the years but as of April 4, 2002 these are:
Xander's Top Ten Celebrity Chicks I'd like to Nail.
10) Madonna: I know she`s a skagged out super slut but it`s like going to six flags and not riding the Superman coaster. You just wait in line, strap yourself in, and see what the fuss is about.
9)Shannyn Sossman: She`s only made two movies so far but she's been the star of many short films of my imagination.
8)Pheobe Cates: She may be a 40 year old mother of two, but after "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" she`ll always have a place on my list
7)Ashley Judd : She`s a horrible actress, but with me she wouldn`t be acting. Y`know what I mean?
6)Jennifer Connelly: This is before her current hideous haircut, she`s boobalicuos.
5)Britney Spears : I prefer Catholic School Britney more than Vegas Slut Britney but that doesn`t make me a bad person.
4)Rachel Leigh Cook: I`d do red headed "Josie", plain girl turned hottie "She`s All That", and heroin addict "Smash Shit Girl" she`s spanktaculer x3.
3)Jennifer Love Hewitt: She has the ethereal innocence of an angel and the rack of a stripper.
2)Katie Holmes: This much over looked hottie has soft vulnerable eyes and a f**k-me smile. God Bless America!
1)Eliza Dushku: I would drink a her bath water and lick the tub clean, I would wear her panties on my head and fight crime under the name P-whipped boy, I would let her walk on me with stiletto heels just so I could message her feet when she`s done (well maybe not the last one).
Well my list is done feel free to disagree with me but you`d be wrong.
Ah.. brings a tear to my eye! I told him he should add these to the list of adventures in his life that he should put into a book. He'd make millions!
It didn't take long before (in his boredom) he decided to send out a bunch of random Top 10 lists. Now what is this about you ask? (Maybe you're asking - I really don't know for sure.) Well a discussion between Xander and I came up about one of these lists and he couldn't remember all of what he had written.
Me, finding them to be quite humorous at the time (and still), had saved them all. And sure enough I was able to find it without much trouble.
Reading it, I remembered how brilliant it was and decided to reminisce with you dear readers, and for some of you this may be the first time you've ever seen some of he's brilliant humor email-style.
I have proof read this for you though - because around the time of him writing this he had yet to learn that the "Return" key is called "Enter" on the computer and wrote most of his emails without paragraph breaks.
And now I present to you some flashback humor!
This list may have changed over the years but as of April 4, 2002 these are:
Xander's Top Ten Celebrity Chicks I'd like to Nail.
10) Madonna: I know she`s a skagged out super slut but it`s like going to six flags and not riding the Superman coaster. You just wait in line, strap yourself in, and see what the fuss is about.
9)Shannyn Sossman: She`s only made two movies so far but she's been the star of many short films of my imagination.
8)Pheobe Cates: She may be a 40 year old mother of two, but after "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" she`ll always have a place on my list
7)Ashley Judd : She`s a horrible actress, but with me she wouldn`t be acting. Y`know what I mean?
6)Jennifer Connelly: This is before her current hideous haircut, she`s boobalicuos.
5)Britney Spears : I prefer Catholic School Britney more than Vegas Slut Britney but that doesn`t make me a bad person.
4)Rachel Leigh Cook: I`d do red headed "Josie", plain girl turned hottie "She`s All That", and heroin addict "Smash Shit Girl" she`s spanktaculer x3.
3)Jennifer Love Hewitt: She has the ethereal innocence of an angel and the rack of a stripper.
2)Katie Holmes: This much over looked hottie has soft vulnerable eyes and a f**k-me smile. God Bless America!
1)Eliza Dushku: I would drink a her bath water and lick the tub clean, I would wear her panties on my head and fight crime under the name P-whipped boy, I would let her walk on me with stiletto heels just so I could message her feet when she`s done (well maybe not the last one).
Well my list is done feel free to disagree with me but you`d be wrong.
Ah.. brings a tear to my eye! I told him he should add these to the list of adventures in his life that he should put into a book. He'd make millions!