May 21, 2007 13:46
If you thought we got drunk and stupid on sat night, we really topped ourselves on sun.
"I don't trust you anymore, ever since you told me you had sex with someone with no legs."
"That goes down."
"Just like you aye Harriet?"
"I'm meeting B-rad."
"Oh, ok. Here's the penis.:"
"Do dolphins have eyelids?"
"I dunno, I hope so. They have a blowhole."
"As long as you have a blowhole, you're ok with me."
"I likes the women with the know-how and the cinnamon."
"And furthermore Khrishna's war-flag is a rampant monkey."
"somehow Louisa always manages to ream me."
"It's not what you say, it's what you fuck."
"Just put your tits on Edwin."
"Oh my god, I was pointing it upwards not downwards."
"My holes not that deep to get out of."
'"I miss my boobs."
"Put your gate in the palce where it will do the msot damage."
"Its bad enough excreting faeces out of your urethra, but putting a penis in it."
"my titties are stuck in my earring."
"What if Edwin was turned into a dolphin?"
"Fuck if he had a dorsal fin."
"It's the female version of Micheal Jackson."
tbc