Ya'll gotta hear this shit
Best story I've heard lately:
This girl Kerry goes to a party, and her friend is really pushing the bong rips, so she gets pretty messed up and ends up passing out in the bathroom. She wakes up in the morning, and her pants are in the sink, soaking wet.
Thinking back, she recalls a strange dream from the previous night. There she was in the bathroom, and a leprechaun was standing on her leg. He starts dancing an irish jig and says to her, "Oh, Kerry Girl, why don't you take off your pants and wash them in the sink with some water?"
The rest is history.