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ARrMatey16: and when i know what i'm looking for i can apply easily
hemingwaysbeard: right
hemingwaysbeard: time for sum ALMUNDZZZ
ARrMatey16: hahahahahahahaha
hemingwaysbeard: haha what?
ARrMatey16: when i started to read it i thought it was going to be advice, but then you said almonds
ARrMatey16: and it struck me like that was the advice
hemingwaysbeard: hahaha
ARrMatey16: can't find a job? getting lazy? hope leaving your life? time for sum ALMUNDZZ
hemingwaysbeard: HAHAHAAHA
ARrMatey16: "this is a tough case, might want to bring in the almonds"
ARrMatey16: "eat a bag and tell me you don't feel like taking on the world"
hemingwaysbeard: hahaha
hemingwaysbeard: our entire friendship to this point was leading up to my almond pitch
ARrMatey16: hahaha
hemingwaysbeard: after 6 years
ARrMatey16: you just work for almond joy
hemingwaysbeard: you're finally ready for some truth
ARrMatey16: and this is new extreme personalized advertising
hemingwaysbeard: hahaha
ARrMatey16: you were bred in a laboratory
ARrMatey16: that would be weird
hemingwaysbeard: i'm half almond
hemingwaysbeard: you never noticed
ARrMatey16: HAHAHA
hemingwaysbeard: literally one side of my body is a giant almond
ARrMatey16: haha
ARrMatey16: you always show yourself from the right
ARrMatey16: very suspicious
ARrMatey16: you're one talented half almond man
hemingwaysbeard: hahahaha
hemingwaysbeard: it's been taxing but worth it
ARrMatey16: i hope the almond joy company didn't tax your nuts of
ARrMatey16: i just want into your house and you're an almond doing all the same things that you do
hemingwaysbeard: hahahaha
ARrMatey16: with a cartoony face
hemingwaysbeard: you see an almond riding a bike past your house
ARrMatey16: hahahaa
ARrMatey16: we go to chipotle and have a meal
ARrMatey16: you as an almond of course
hemingwaysbeard: right
hemingwaysbeard: time for sum ALMUNDZZZ
ARrMatey16: hahahahahahahaha
hemingwaysbeard: haha what?
ARrMatey16: when i started to read it i thought it was going to be advice, but then you said almonds
ARrMatey16: and it struck me like that was the advice
hemingwaysbeard: hahaha
ARrMatey16: can't find a job? getting lazy? hope leaving your life? time for sum ALMUNDZZ
hemingwaysbeard: HAHAHAAHA
ARrMatey16: "this is a tough case, might want to bring in the almonds"
ARrMatey16: "eat a bag and tell me you don't feel like taking on the world"
hemingwaysbeard: hahaha
hemingwaysbeard: our entire friendship to this point was leading up to my almond pitch
ARrMatey16: hahaha
hemingwaysbeard: after 6 years
ARrMatey16: you just work for almond joy
hemingwaysbeard: you're finally ready for some truth
ARrMatey16: and this is new extreme personalized advertising
hemingwaysbeard: hahaha
ARrMatey16: you were bred in a laboratory
ARrMatey16: that would be weird
hemingwaysbeard: i'm half almond
hemingwaysbeard: you never noticed
ARrMatey16: HAHAHA
hemingwaysbeard: literally one side of my body is a giant almond
ARrMatey16: haha
ARrMatey16: you always show yourself from the right
ARrMatey16: very suspicious
ARrMatey16: you're one talented half almond man
hemingwaysbeard: hahahaha
hemingwaysbeard: it's been taxing but worth it
ARrMatey16: i hope the almond joy company didn't tax your nuts of
ARrMatey16: i just want into your house and you're an almond doing all the same things that you do
hemingwaysbeard: hahahaha
ARrMatey16: with a cartoony face
hemingwaysbeard: you see an almond riding a bike past your house
ARrMatey16: hahahaa
ARrMatey16: we go to chipotle and have a meal
ARrMatey16: you as an almond of course