A movie review in semi-lyrical Britishy form

[louishopen]

What ho, time for a trip to the old homestead.
25 years means time to replace the couch.
I say dad, you've gone a bit creepy.
These leather straps taste horrible;
psychiatrists, less so.
Time for some epic noms.
Gosh, I feel horrible.
Have you tasted virgin lately?
BANG! DEAD!

The End