Famous in Poland
My friend asked me to be in a bikinni contest two weeks ago. Upon this invitation, I drove my bike home shaved off my unibrow and muff then promptly rode my bike back to her house for pre-contest tequila shots. Six shots later... I found myself lost in a sea of fake smoke, disco lights and polish meatheads. The contest was being held at a polish club called Europa. I was first up, so my stillettos and I swooshed on stage. Being first I didn't know what to do so I just waved like miss America and did a couple of pierrots and called it a day. For some reason my blue hair and I did not rank top five. Altough I recently found out the contest was broadcast all over Poland. So I'm famous in Poland. Does anyone want my autograph?