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Whoo! I've just finished the Coles online induction, which I've been doing since... 4.50pm.
I laughed when they repeated "do not admit fault or liability when a customer has an accident" in four different modules. And bolded every time. Ah, God bless lawsuits. Ok, it wasn't really that funny. But 5 hours of Coles propaganda is bound to leave you with a spongy brain, susceptible to perceiving universal truths as hilarity.
Today, another KAOS meeting with just me, Sarah and Jenny. If there was a Guild award for "most unreliable and ineffectual VP", Greg would win it. It's hard to plan the semester with three of our six-strong committee sitting at home, watching Oprah, not responding to emails or messages, possibly deceased.
I had a good day, but I'm in a bad mood now. I think I'm just tired.
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