writing this here so i remember it
a few weeks ago i was waiting impatiently in my car for someone to hurry up and come out of his house so we could go somewhere important. i think it was to go get a video out and drink in front of the tv, something vital like that.
i looked to my left and i saw two gorgeous little maltese puppies playing out the front of his house. they looked at me with that happy puppy face and danced around for a few minutes and then took off down the street. as soon as they left, INSERTNAMEHERE came out of his house and got in the car.
'did you see them?'
'what?'
'the puppies!'
'what puppies?'
'THE MYSTERY PUPPIES'
every now and then he brings up the so-called mystery puppies just to piss me off. he doesn't believe they exist and is determined to crack me. i will never surrender because i saw them and they were amazing.
tonight i was subjected to a freestyle crimp about the mystery puppies. it went like this:
mystery puppies
so white and shiny
dancing in the garden
not really there
fuck you. i know you're reading this. they do exist. and that's now my favourite song in the world. <3
i looked to my left and i saw two gorgeous little maltese puppies playing out the front of his house. they looked at me with that happy puppy face and danced around for a few minutes and then took off down the street. as soon as they left, INSERTNAMEHERE came out of his house and got in the car.
'did you see them?'
'what?'
'the puppies!'
'what puppies?'
'THE MYSTERY PUPPIES'
every now and then he brings up the so-called mystery puppies just to piss me off. he doesn't believe they exist and is determined to crack me. i will never surrender because i saw them and they were amazing.
tonight i was subjected to a freestyle crimp about the mystery puppies. it went like this:
mystery puppies
so white and shiny
dancing in the garden
not really there
fuck you. i know you're reading this. they do exist. and that's now my favourite song in the world. <3