Today is Lysacek day!!
Cos nothing screams more hardcore manliness like a sequined James Bond vs Johnny Weir who's been wrestled into some orange turban evil Aladdin and/or Czar get up. Yes, that boy be evil. Look out.
Dat ass helps him be more aerodynamic. Scientific fact. It's like a car with fins. But it's dat fine ass.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming!