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I love my grandmother.
Background Info: I have a second cousin Billy who is exactly my age and is absolutely horrendous.
Gram: So I saw your dear cousin Billy yesterday.
Me: OHHHH. Billy. [I say this everytime we talk about Billy. It's our little thing.]
G: He has taken up bowling!
Me: [Rolling on the floor laughing.]
G: Plus he has a new girlie friend. Dorie.
Me: Dorie? OH MY GOD.
G: I made Dorie give me a hug.
Me: Gram, she's already dating Billy. Isn't that punishment enough?
G: True. Maybe I'll buy her a gift.
Background Info: I have a second cousin Billy who is exactly my age and is absolutely horrendous.
Gram: So I saw your dear cousin Billy yesterday.
Me: OHHHH. Billy. [I say this everytime we talk about Billy. It's our little thing.]
G: He has taken up bowling!
Me: [Rolling on the floor laughing.]
G: Plus he has a new girlie friend. Dorie.
Me: Dorie? OH MY GOD.
G: I made Dorie give me a hug.
Me: Gram, she's already dating Billy. Isn't that punishment enough?
G: True. Maybe I'll buy her a gift.