Dec 29, 2006 11:20
**Hot chick walks by in Yankees sweatshirt.**
Guy to friend: Dude. Dude, that girl is hot as fuck. I would hit that so hard.
Mets fan nearby: Ouch. Sucks she's a Yankees fan.
Guy: What? Who the hell cares? She could have a fucking penis, and I'd still hit that shit up, down, left, right, and diagonally.
Mets fan: That's kinda gay.
--Times Square
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