in the name of christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Or happy holidays or whatever. I lol at all the "happy holidays!" stuff posted on Christmas. It's CHRISTMAS, so I'm saying Merry Christmas.
ANYWAY. ENOUGH NON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
My Christmas was very merry and cheery. Last night we went to church, which was nice, and I watched these two little girls in the most friliest and cutest dresses dance in the front row. It was very, very presh. After church my Aunt and I went grocery shopping and there was literally SHIT. NOTHING. at the store. There were out of Egg Nog [which is fine with me, that shit is revolting], they had no cottage cheese [also fine with me, because that shit is even more revolting, and idk why the fuck my parents wanted it anyway], they only had these jumbo bottles of Caesar dressing, and TWO bags of romain lettuce. TWO. LOL WHAT IS THIS? So we were just like, whatever, and bought the salad and some wine that my Aunt claimed is delicious. I honestly do not understand the appeal of wine. It is bitter and sour and disgusting. My mom is always like, "It's something you have to get used to." I don't understand. IF IT'S GROSS THE FIRST TIME, WHY DO YOU KEEP DRINKING IT? Lol.
So we came home and had pizza, which I didn't really like for whatever reason, and I felt all barfy as a I was eating it, so I just had salad and cookies. And soda. NUTRITION, LET ME SHOW YOU IT. Lol, at least I had the salad, but it was full fat dressing, so idk. The whole salad thing was a lost cause.
Then I dicked around online for a while, finished wrapping my presents, and went to bed totally hyped out of my SKULL. Lol. I am five, okay. I went to bed at like 12:30 and I didn't fall asleep until like 2:15. I finally turned on my sleeping playlist and fell asleep. Seven songs later I woke up and my matress thing [it's like this weird down comforter... idek] was like OFF my bed, so I, of course, had to fix that. And during that time I stepped on something very sharp. That was fun. But I fell back asleep and woke up again at like 6:50 and then fell back asleep and woke up again at 7:45 and was like, fuck this whole sleeping thing, and got up. My stomach hurt for a good hour after I got up, which was a pleasure, but I'm okay now. THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD STORY, Y/Y?!
OKAY, MY PRESENTS. I GOT A LOT OF FANTASTIC STUFF. Much to my dismay, I got nothing off of my nbc.com wishlist, but I'll get over it. Lol.
- A black Northface fleece jacket that I want to make sweet love to, from my mom and dad
- A black iHome, also from my mom and dad
- A renewal of my Seventeen magazine subscrition and my TV Guide subscription, ALSO from my mom and dad
- A very cute pair of tan Ugg-style boots that come a few inches up from my ankle, from my Aunt
- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 on DVD, also from my Aunt
- Pajama pants with cute little snowflakes, ALSO from my Aunt
- A kind of fugly purple purse that I don't really like, from my Aunt
- A cute cute cute dark pink Aeropostle [my favorite store, hi] hoodie and matching sweat pants [which will be returned, because who the fuck wears sweat suits?], from my Grandma
- XF2 [!!!] and The Dark Knight [!!!] on DVD, from my Grandma
- A 30 Rock 2009 calendar, from my Grandma, which I flailed really hard at when I opened it
- Bunches of gift certifactes - Jamba Juice, aka the drink place of the gods, movie theater, Red Robin [lol because my friends and I LOVE to go on dinner and a movie dates, and the movie theater is right across the street from Red Robin], Starbucks, the second best drink place, and the Cheescake Factory [yeah my mom is random], aaaand an iTunes card!
IT'S A JOKER BOBBLE HEAD. MY DAD ROCKED THE HOUSE.
lol, it is the most amusing and creepiest thing i have ever been given. oh my god. the eyes don't look straight foward, so when it ~bobbles~ it looks like it's having a seizure or something. LMAO. I LOVE IT.
Merry Christmas, you guys. I hope it was a good one for each and every one of you. ♥ ♥ ♥
ANYWAY. ENOUGH NON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
My Christmas was very merry and cheery. Last night we went to church, which was nice, and I watched these two little girls in the most friliest and cutest dresses dance in the front row. It was very, very presh. After church my Aunt and I went grocery shopping and there was literally SHIT. NOTHING. at the store. There were out of Egg Nog [which is fine with me, that shit is revolting], they had no cottage cheese [also fine with me, because that shit is even more revolting, and idk why the fuck my parents wanted it anyway], they only had these jumbo bottles of Caesar dressing, and TWO bags of romain lettuce. TWO. LOL WHAT IS THIS? So we were just like, whatever, and bought the salad and some wine that my Aunt claimed is delicious. I honestly do not understand the appeal of wine. It is bitter and sour and disgusting. My mom is always like, "It's something you have to get used to." I don't understand. IF IT'S GROSS THE FIRST TIME, WHY DO YOU KEEP DRINKING IT? Lol.
So we came home and had pizza, which I didn't really like for whatever reason, and I felt all barfy as a I was eating it, so I just had salad and cookies. And soda. NUTRITION, LET ME SHOW YOU IT. Lol, at least I had the salad, but it was full fat dressing, so idk. The whole salad thing was a lost cause.
Then I dicked around online for a while, finished wrapping my presents, and went to bed totally hyped out of my SKULL. Lol. I am five, okay. I went to bed at like 12:30 and I didn't fall asleep until like 2:15. I finally turned on my sleeping playlist and fell asleep. Seven songs later I woke up and my matress thing [it's like this weird down comforter... idek] was like OFF my bed, so I, of course, had to fix that. And during that time I stepped on something very sharp. That was fun. But I fell back asleep and woke up again at like 6:50 and then fell back asleep and woke up again at 7:45 and was like, fuck this whole sleeping thing, and got up. My stomach hurt for a good hour after I got up, which was a pleasure, but I'm okay now. THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD STORY, Y/Y?!
OKAY, MY PRESENTS. I GOT A LOT OF FANTASTIC STUFF. Much to my dismay, I got nothing off of my nbc.com wishlist, but I'll get over it. Lol.
- A black Northface fleece jacket that I want to make sweet love to, from my mom and dad
- A black iHome, also from my mom and dad
- A renewal of my Seventeen magazine subscrition and my TV Guide subscription, ALSO from my mom and dad
- A very cute pair of tan Ugg-style boots that come a few inches up from my ankle, from my Aunt
- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 on DVD, also from my Aunt
- Pajama pants with cute little snowflakes, ALSO from my Aunt
- A kind of fugly purple purse that I don't really like, from my Aunt
- A cute cute cute dark pink Aeropostle [my favorite store, hi] hoodie and matching sweat pants [which will be returned, because who the fuck wears sweat suits?], from my Grandma
- XF2 [!!!] and The Dark Knight [!!!] on DVD, from my Grandma
- A 30 Rock 2009 calendar, from my Grandma, which I flailed really hard at when I opened it
- Bunches of gift certifactes - Jamba Juice, aka the drink place of the gods, movie theater, Red Robin [lol because my friends and I LOVE to go on dinner and a movie dates, and the movie theater is right across the street from Red Robin], Starbucks, the second best drink place, and the Cheescake Factory [yeah my mom is random], aaaand an iTunes card!
IT'S A JOKER BOBBLE HEAD. MY DAD ROCKED THE HOUSE.
lol, it is the most amusing and creepiest thing i have ever been given. oh my god. the eyes don't look straight foward, so when it ~bobbles~ it looks like it's having a seizure or something. LMAO. I LOVE IT.
Merry Christmas, you guys. I hope it was a good one for each and every one of you. ♥ ♥ ♥