MY ICON. IT IS PERFECT.
~ THE RED CARPET~
Chandra Wilson, you are gorgeous and adorable. "WHAT SHOW IS THAT?" Lol, I have always loved her.
Oh my god. I want to punch the hosts in the face. Except Heidi and Howie, because they are both awesome. I seriously love Heidi Klum, she is fucking fierce. But OH MY GOD. RYAN SEACREST. HE IS SO FUCKING DOUCHEY. Lol Heidi, just standing there like, I'm awesome.
GUILIANNA! I LOVE HER! Lol she and Sal [and our Huddy shipping Kristen, of course] are the best people at E!
Sandra Oh! I don't really like her dress but she looks so pretty. Her hair is amazing, and aww her, parents. I hope she wins. If Katherine hadn't been such a fucking bitch about it, I would have wanted her to win, lol.
OLIVIA. WILDE. YOU LOOK EVEN MORE AMAZING IN VIDEO. God, she is stunning. She looks so mature and regal. Best dressed so far. Like. WAY WAY WAY BEST DRESSED SO FAR.
I am so fucking tired of hearing about DJ AM and Travis Barker. They keep saying the same thing over and over again, and they are going to MAKE. A FULL. RECOVERY. Why don't you talk about the people who weren't so lucky and their poor families, the people who DESERVE to be talked about and given tribute to? I don't understand all the constant media about those two. Like an occasional mention, okay, but honestly. They are B-list stars at best, and again, THEY. ARE GOING. TO BE FINE. If there was ACTUAL updates, then okay, but my god. That guy is saying the same thing over and over again. I'm sorry if that offends anybody who is a big fan of those two, and I am sorry for any upset you are feeling about their accident, but honestly.
FDHAJFKDHAKLFDAHK LISA!!! LOOK AT HER. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT DRESS, SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL. YOU BETTER FUCKING INTERVIEW HER, YOU DIDN'T LAST YEAR.
Raiiiinn! His sun glasses, lol. He is so fucking bad ass. "We could streak the auditorium. What do you say?" LOL.
DAVID MORTHERFUCKING BOREANEZ. HOTHOTHOT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ALL THAT MUCH, BUT YOU ARE INCREDIBLY EASY ON THE EYES. I hope Emily is there. ♥
THREE WEDDINGS ON THE OFFICE? OMFG. OH. EM. EFF. GEE.
JENNA! JEEEENNNNAAAA! Look at her hair! Look at her amazing dress! Fuck, I love her, she is stunning. STUNNING. I can't wait for her interview!
Lolololol Tina's commerical. ♥ ♥ ♥
Jenna plays guitar hero? LMAO LMAO LMAO. YOU ARE TOO CUTE.
Omg, Mariska. Canary yellow, she is adorable. She sounds a lot different than Olivia! I never noticed that before! God, she looks gorgeous. Her haaaaair. I hope either her or Kyra Sedgwick wins. Lol I love how ~mysterious~ she is being about Elliot and Olivia.
ANGELA KINSEY!!! THAT IS GORGEOUS COLOR ON HER. AND HER HAIR. OMG.
OH MY GOD. TOO. MANY. FUCKING. COMMERICIALS.
Debra Messing, she always looks wonderful! I love her hair.
STEEEEEEEEVE AND NAAAAAAAAANCY! I love them too much.
JOHN KRASINSKI. FUCK IN A BUCKET. Goddd. He should be illegal. HIS HAAAAAAAIR. Jim's hair is the shit, but John's hair is SO. HOT. Lol look how tall he is next to Ryan! "It ACTUALLY might catch on this year." lololol I love all the stars making jokes about how much their show sucks. "Steve Carell finally got funny." AWW JOHN KISSING AMERICA ON BOTH CHEEKS. SO FUCKING CUTE. Who said that they should date? THEY TOTALLY SHOULD! If he can't be with Jenna. ;)
America is really pretty. I love her hair.
CHENO, YOU ARE FUCKING ADORABLE. "The higher the hair, the closer to heaven." Hahaha, she would be a beauty queen.
God, Steve and Nancy are too fucking cute. "Alledgley my impailment was large balls. I can't vouch for that." "That's a horrible way to start this interview!" He is halarious! ♥ I think he should be a mogul. Def should add singing and fashion designer to his resume.
Aww, Lee Pace! ♥
STEPHEN COLBERT AND STEVE CAREEL! Aww, he brought his family. OMG, ABC ASKED THEM NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS? WHAT THE FUCKERY. THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.
KEVIN SPACEY! I love him more than a normal fifteen year old should.
Is Neil Patrick Harris gay? Idk where I picked that up, but is he? IT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE HE IS REALLY CUTE. And funny, obv.
TINA. FEY. I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. SHE BETTER WIN, BECAUSE SHE IS THE. MOTHERFUCKING. SHIT. NO. CROSS THE LINE, TINA. CROSS THE LIIIINE, LET'S DO JACK/LIZ. FTW. Lmao, Ryan wasn't suppoused to mention Sarah Palin? TINA DON'T HANG OUT WITH HER. ): FOR THE FAIL.
Cynthia Nixon! She looks wonderful.
DEMPSEY DEMPSEY YOU'RE SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND. Lol I need a life. I really want to see him race! I would make a sign. And yell, "HEY DRIVER, DRIVE ON THESE!" and flash him, just like Carly does in Talledaga Nights. Lmao.
WHY HAVE RICKY GERVIAS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. Like, what?
ANGELAAAAAAA! STOP SHOWING HER AND INTERVIEW HER PLZ!
LISA LISA LISA! "It's a celebirity cattle drive!" SHE. IS. SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. Her voice. Her voice is so beautiful. Oh my god. AND LOL HER AND TERRI FANGIRLING OVER EACH OTHER, HOW PRESH.
Hahaha, did you guys hear some photographer go, "JENNA!!!!!" lol he like screamed her name.
Daviiiiiid. You look so cute in your bow tie! "We should do the men's sock cam!" I thought that was just a Booth thing! OMG, ftw!
Lol Jemery Piven, you are halarious.
Lee Pace, lol you are too cute.
lololol Conan O'Brien. "The wig comes off... I have a black pony tail..."
What is the Dexter campain? Lol I am curious now. I'll I've seen is the one with him smiling spalttered with blood...
LOL BRAD GARRETT. "We met at Sarah Palin's Vibrator Party." L O FUCKING L.
Holly Hunter looks GREAT. I hate Saving Grace, though and I'll be sad if she wins...
Aww, Christina Applegate. ♥
Chandra Wilson, you are gorgeous and adorable. "WHAT SHOW IS THAT?" Lol, I have always loved her.
Oh my god. I want to punch the hosts in the face. Except Heidi and Howie, because they are both awesome. I seriously love Heidi Klum, she is fucking fierce. But OH MY GOD. RYAN SEACREST. HE IS SO FUCKING DOUCHEY. Lol Heidi, just standing there like, I'm awesome.
GUILIANNA! I LOVE HER! Lol she and Sal [and our Huddy shipping Kristen, of course] are the best people at E!
Sandra Oh! I don't really like her dress but she looks so pretty. Her hair is amazing, and aww her, parents. I hope she wins. If Katherine hadn't been such a fucking bitch about it, I would have wanted her to win, lol.
OLIVIA. WILDE. YOU LOOK EVEN MORE AMAZING IN VIDEO. God, she is stunning. She looks so mature and regal. Best dressed so far. Like. WAY WAY WAY BEST DRESSED SO FAR.
I am so fucking tired of hearing about DJ AM and Travis Barker. They keep saying the same thing over and over again, and they are going to MAKE. A FULL. RECOVERY. Why don't you talk about the people who weren't so lucky and their poor families, the people who DESERVE to be talked about and given tribute to? I don't understand all the constant media about those two. Like an occasional mention, okay, but honestly. They are B-list stars at best, and again, THEY. ARE GOING. TO BE FINE. If there was ACTUAL updates, then okay, but my god. That guy is saying the same thing over and over again. I'm sorry if that offends anybody who is a big fan of those two, and I am sorry for any upset you are feeling about their accident, but honestly.
FDHAJFKDHAKLFDAHK LISA!!! LOOK AT HER. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT DRESS, SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL. YOU BETTER FUCKING INTERVIEW HER, YOU DIDN'T LAST YEAR.
Raiiiinn! His sun glasses, lol. He is so fucking bad ass. "We could streak the auditorium. What do you say?" LOL.
DAVID MORTHERFUCKING BOREANEZ. HOTHOTHOT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ALL THAT MUCH, BUT YOU ARE INCREDIBLY EASY ON THE EYES. I hope Emily is there. ♥
THREE WEDDINGS ON THE OFFICE? OMFG. OH. EM. EFF. GEE.
JENNA! JEEEENNNNAAAA! Look at her hair! Look at her amazing dress! Fuck, I love her, she is stunning. STUNNING. I can't wait for her interview!
Lolololol Tina's commerical. ♥ ♥ ♥
Jenna plays guitar hero? LMAO LMAO LMAO. YOU ARE TOO CUTE.
Omg, Mariska. Canary yellow, she is adorable. She sounds a lot different than Olivia! I never noticed that before! God, she looks gorgeous. Her haaaaair. I hope either her or Kyra Sedgwick wins. Lol I love how ~mysterious~ she is being about Elliot and Olivia.
ANGELA KINSEY!!! THAT IS GORGEOUS COLOR ON HER. AND HER HAIR. OMG.
OH MY GOD. TOO. MANY. FUCKING. COMMERICIALS.
Debra Messing, she always looks wonderful! I love her hair.
STEEEEEEEEVE AND NAAAAAAAAANCY! I love them too much.
JOHN KRASINSKI. FUCK IN A BUCKET. Goddd. He should be illegal. HIS HAAAAAAAIR. Jim's hair is the shit, but John's hair is SO. HOT. Lol look how tall he is next to Ryan! "It ACTUALLY might catch on this year." lololol I love all the stars making jokes about how much their show sucks. "Steve Carell finally got funny." AWW JOHN KISSING AMERICA ON BOTH CHEEKS. SO FUCKING CUTE. Who said that they should date? THEY TOTALLY SHOULD! If he can't be with Jenna. ;)
America is really pretty. I love her hair.
CHENO, YOU ARE FUCKING ADORABLE. "The higher the hair, the closer to heaven." Hahaha, she would be a beauty queen.
God, Steve and Nancy are too fucking cute. "Alledgley my impailment was large balls. I can't vouch for that." "That's a horrible way to start this interview!" He is halarious! ♥ I think he should be a mogul. Def should add singing and fashion designer to his resume.
Aww, Lee Pace! ♥
STEPHEN COLBERT AND STEVE CAREEL! Aww, he brought his family. OMG, ABC ASKED THEM NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS? WHAT THE FUCKERY. THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.
KEVIN SPACEY! I love him more than a normal fifteen year old should.
Is Neil Patrick Harris gay? Idk where I picked that up, but is he? IT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE HE IS REALLY CUTE. And funny, obv.
TINA. FEY. I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. SHE BETTER WIN, BECAUSE SHE IS THE. MOTHERFUCKING. SHIT. NO. CROSS THE LINE, TINA. CROSS THE LIIIINE, LET'S DO JACK/LIZ. FTW. Lmao, Ryan wasn't suppoused to mention Sarah Palin? TINA DON'T HANG OUT WITH HER. ): FOR THE FAIL.
Cynthia Nixon! She looks wonderful.
DEMPSEY DEMPSEY YOU'RE SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND. Lol I need a life. I really want to see him race! I would make a sign. And yell, "HEY DRIVER, DRIVE ON THESE!" and flash him, just like Carly does in Talledaga Nights. Lmao.
WHY HAVE RICKY GERVIAS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. Like, what?
ANGELAAAAAAA! STOP SHOWING HER AND INTERVIEW HER PLZ!
LISA LISA LISA! "It's a celebirity cattle drive!" SHE. IS. SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. Her voice. Her voice is so beautiful. Oh my god. AND LOL HER AND TERRI FANGIRLING OVER EACH OTHER, HOW PRESH.
Hahaha, did you guys hear some photographer go, "JENNA!!!!!" lol he like screamed her name.
Daviiiiiid. You look so cute in your bow tie! "We should do the men's sock cam!" I thought that was just a Booth thing! OMG, ftw!
Lol Jemery Piven, you are halarious.
Lee Pace, lol you are too cute.
lololol Conan O'Brien. "The wig comes off... I have a black pony tail..."
What is the Dexter campain? Lol I am curious now. I'll I've seen is the one with him smiling spalttered with blood...
LOL BRAD GARRETT. "We met at Sarah Palin's Vibrator Party." L O FUCKING L.
Holly Hunter looks GREAT. I hate Saving Grace, though and I'll be sad if she wins...
Aww, Christina Applegate. ♥