Chicks dig giant robots.
Re: Transformers: Rise of the Fallen.
Lionel, turn your eyes away.
More like Transformer 2: WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN....
Man, fuck that movie. When it was good, it was great. I mean the ACTUAL giant robot on giant robot fight scenes were great. Bumblebee was fucking hardcore. I mean damn hardcore. There was shit in there that I nearly wentDAYMNNNNNNN. Optimus, for the most part, was pretty pimp, but he was out of the movie for a good hour, for reasons I wont explain. And IMAX made it pretty.
So what did I hate:
1) Yo dawgs, I hope you like water sport jokes. COZ THERE'S MORE OF THEM! And robots with wacky accents...
2) AND RACISM, LOOK THEY'RE BLACK, THEY SPEAK EBONICS HAVE GOLD TEETH AND CANT READ. LOL COMIC GOLD!!
3) No one gives a fuck about the humans Bay. Get that through your fucking skull. The last thing this movie needed was more focus on the first one.
4) Soundwave. Wasn't completely terrible. Like his design a whole lot. Would have been nice if he ACTUAL DID SOMETHING.
5) Robo-Balls. Dead serious. Enjoy your Robot Sac America.
6) LOL JETFIRE IS OLD AND SENILE, THIS TOO IS SO FUNNY. HE ALSO HAS A BEARD AND CAN TELEPORT!
7) Most of the returning character do a fine job of staring there, saying nothing.
8) How many cliches can we squeeze into this film. A lot.
Man I hate to hate on the film, but I have to. The Beef himself said this movie was made for Middle America, and it shows. I'm torn. I want to like it, but I really can't. Megan Fox is not THAT attractive.
LET THE ARGUING BEING!
Lionel, turn your eyes away.
More like Transformer 2: WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN....
Man, fuck that movie. When it was good, it was great. I mean the ACTUAL giant robot on giant robot fight scenes were great. Bumblebee was fucking hardcore. I mean damn hardcore. There was shit in there that I nearly wentDAYMNNNNNNN. Optimus, for the most part, was pretty pimp, but he was out of the movie for a good hour, for reasons I wont explain. And IMAX made it pretty.
So what did I hate:
1) Yo dawgs, I hope you like water sport jokes. COZ THERE'S MORE OF THEM! And robots with wacky accents...
2) AND RACISM, LOOK THEY'RE BLACK, THEY SPEAK EBONICS HAVE GOLD TEETH AND CANT READ. LOL COMIC GOLD!!
3) No one gives a fuck about the humans Bay. Get that through your fucking skull. The last thing this movie needed was more focus on the first one.
4) Soundwave. Wasn't completely terrible. Like his design a whole lot. Would have been nice if he ACTUAL DID SOMETHING.
5) Robo-Balls. Dead serious. Enjoy your Robot Sac America.
6) LOL JETFIRE IS OLD AND SENILE, THIS TOO IS SO FUNNY. HE ALSO HAS A BEARD AND CAN TELEPORT!
7) Most of the returning character do a fine job of staring there, saying nothing.
8) How many cliches can we squeeze into this film. A lot.
Man I hate to hate on the film, but I have to. The Beef himself said this movie was made for Middle America, and it shows. I'm torn. I want to like it, but I really can't. Megan Fox is not THAT attractive.
LET THE ARGUING BEING!