Best Cat story EVER
Had a customer come in at 5:30, looking for a very large cat scratcher. Within 5 minutes of her walking in she told me a very unusual and absolutely hilarious story involving one of her Ragdoll cats. For those who don't know, Ragdolls are traditionally large cats, that love to be with people cuddling and following them around. They are called Ragdolls because when you pick one up they tend to go limp in your arms, like a doll.
Anyway, this is what she told me; Husband (or as she called him 'her sweetie') was in bathtub, kitty wanted to join (large 18 pound, white Ragdoll). Kitty jumped in bath. Kitty flailed when realized it was filled with water. Kitty slices up husbands balls (yes she actually said balls!). All she heard was loud girlish scream of pain then large white, streak of water. Checked on husband, bleeding all over the place, had to go get stitches.
Makes me laugh every time I reread it!
Anyway, this is what she told me; Husband (or as she called him 'her sweetie') was in bathtub, kitty wanted to join (large 18 pound, white Ragdoll). Kitty jumped in bath. Kitty flailed when realized it was filled with water. Kitty slices up husbands balls (yes she actually said balls!). All she heard was loud girlish scream of pain then large white, streak of water. Checked on husband, bleeding all over the place, had to go get stitches.
Makes me laugh every time I reread it!