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How Stereotypical You Are...The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:Nay. Do you party a lot? How often?:Not at all, really. Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:Nay. How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:Only in similies. And sometimes I use 'as' instead. Do you skip classes? How often?:In four years at Sage, I skipped one class... and I got permission from my folks. Do you have casual sex? Protected?:I'm sure if I had casual sex, it would be protected... but no. Do you steal?:Only intellectual property. Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:Is Communism inappropriate? Do you drool over celebrities?:Despite what people say about me and Allyson Hannigan, no. Do you watch a lot of TV?:Nope; just the Daily Show and Colbert Report. Do you ever watch the News?:Yes, sometimes for whole days. Do you even care about world issues?:More deeply than anyone I know. Do you read books often?:Yes, all the time... although sometimes writing takes away from my reading time. Are you failing a lot of your classes?:The only class I ever failed was PE in seventh grade. Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:No, I actually spend most of my time pretending I have more friends than I really do. Do you smoke cigarettes?:Nay. Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:Hang out? At a mall? Yesterday would be the first time... and I got a hobowallet out of it. Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:...that's not a teenager thing. It's just we don't use the word 'crush.' And it doesn't change much. Do you cuss a lot?:Only occasionally, and with a point. Are you desperate to fit in?:More desperate to fit OUT, actually. Are you intelligent?:I do well believe I am, sometimes. Then I wake up. The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:Ick. Black eyeliner?:Ick. Black eyeshadow?:Ick. Black trenchcoat?:When the weather calls for it. Black boots?:No. Black fishnets?:No. Black nail polish?:No. Cigarettes?:No. Heavy metal music?:No. Marilyn Manson?:No. Kittie?:Yes! I love kitties! Cradle of Filth?:No. Constant frown and perpetual angst?:Uh, perpetual cynical angst, yes. Do you like to be seen as:... as...? Are you an intellectual?:I'd like to think so? An atheist?:DAMN STRAIGHT! Horrible home life?:How could I possibly say that, knowing the people I do? Hopelessly depressed?:Only depressed when I'm hopeless. Suffering with suicidal idealations?:Nope. I like other people too much. Self-mutilation?:Never. The Punk StereotypePlaid?:No. Big black boots?:No. Mohawk?:No. Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:No. Loud, confident and opinionated?:Yes. Wild hair colors?:No. NOFX?:No. Rancid?:No. Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:Yes! A:... A what? The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:buh... high? Do you watch a lot of sports?:No. Play a lot of sports?:No. Talk a lot about sports?:No. Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:Yes. Are you arrogant?:Of course not. Are you a male or female whore?:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. No. Are you homophobic?:Some of my best friends are gay people... Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:No, I tease other people because they make it too easy. But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:Yeah, that's me. But on the outside, not on the inside. Boobs = yes?:Only on the inside. Parties = yes?:No. Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:Nope. This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:Originality. Independence or Companionship?:Companionship. Stability or Freedom?:Freedom. Personal or Interpersonal?:Interpersonal. Introvert or Extrovert?:Introvert. Popularity or Isolation?:Isolation. Unique or Loved?:Unique. Understood or Individual?:Understood. You or Them?:Them. Take this survey | Find more surveys
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