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loudflowerpower

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Dec 26, 2008 16:06

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sexy_harem December 27 2008, 01:33:32 UTC

Yeah bradette, thanks but we totally have a lot of those already for all our sexual needs, so I went ahead and donated most of them to the local orphanages in your name probably while dressed up like you.

sexy_harem December 27 2008, 01:34:34 UTC

...that way there won't be as many orphans next year, if you know what I mean, hehehe.

loudflowerpower December 27 2008, 01:50:37 UTC

YOU WHAT?!?!

FOR GRAMBI'S SAKE, I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE! THANKS A LOT!!

sexy_harem December 27 2008, 03:53:15 UTC

So was I? Those orphans need safe sex, you know.

loudflowerpower December 27 2008, 05:06:50 UTC

For the love of-- you're serious? You're actually being serious in your intentions? *slaps forehead*

Man, orphans leave orphanages by the time they hit legal age. So unless you're inferring that orphan kids have sex prior to legal age...

Blegh. Whatever. At least you found some use for them. Only now my image has been tarnished. Again. As always... *sighs*

sexy_harem December 27 2008, 17:24:56 UTC

That depends on what you think

There's no legal age to enjoy the beautiful world of fluid exchange *insert long drabble here about sexual positions and teenagers*. In any case, this is modern times, orphans don't leave their mother's basements until they are 25.

Just as planned I dunno bra, you seemed pretty popular with the condom givings.

loudflowerpower January 3 2009, 04:02:53 UTC

Oh yeah, I bet. *rolls eyes*

Meh. There's really nothing wrong with condoms, I guess... better safe than sorry during the holidays, no?

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