((BACKDATED to yesterday))

[loudflowerpower]

I hope everyone enjoyed the presents I delivered last night! ((OOC: I'm still posting new names up, and am still eagerly awaiting replies, so keep track! ^^)) I'll be making another round of delivering to more people very soon!

Comments

[ghostly_nyx]

They're educational.
sides.

The sprouts? I don't care if they've only got the mental bullshit of a five year old, they are full grown. It's about time they learned about the birds and the bees, riight?
...
Or.... the... slave and the dominatrix as the case may be.

either way, they'll figure out about it eventually with how desperate you are to get a lay. No point in shelterin' them. I figure it's better they at least see someone attractive instead o' their underdeveloped spoiled fake brat of a "mommy".

[loudflowerpower]

THEY ARE CHILDREN. THEY ARE NOT READY TO LEARN ABOUT SEX, ESPECIALLY NOT IN SUCH A DISGUSTING FASHION.

AND I AM NOT "DESPERATE FOR A LAY." I WOULD ONLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE I LOVED, YOU GOT IT?!

FUCK OFF!!

[ghostly_nyx]

They gotta learn eventually.

And not everyone can have your perfect little sheltered upbringing, princess.

Okay, so you're desperate for a lay from someone you love.
Nevermind that I doubt you've had enough experience to know love apart from just wanting to screw 'em.

[loudflowerpower]

Yeah, they'll learn eventually, WHEN I FEEL THEY'RE READY.

And I'm not sheltering them. I'm teaching them a lot about the world. You don't have a fucking clue how I raise them, so quit talking out of your ass.

And FYI, I know what it's like to be in love without wanting sex. I loved the same man for 16 years - that's since my goddamn childhood - and sex was the LAST thing on my mind, even when I hit puberty.

Yes, I've developed a sex drive since coming here. I admit that. But that doesn't make me any different from any other fucking teenager.

Do I look like the kind of girl who wants nothing but sex? NO. I want to fall in love, develop a steady relationship, and then have sex when I'm damn good and ready.

So, I repeat: FUCK OFF. And quit thinking you know everything about me, because you don't. You don't know what it's like to be like me, so keep your mouth shut.

[ghostly_nyx]

Don't judge me! You don't know me!

I'm not sayin' I know everythin' about you. I'm just goin' off of what I do know. And that certaintly ain't any good.

And, hey.
You stop bitin', I'll stop baitin'.

[loudflowerpower]

Fine by me.

... Just get these goddamn magazines off my hands. I can't even touch the things without writhing in disgust. It was hard enough putting them out of reach so the twins wouldn't find them.

[ghostly_nyx]

What's in it for me?

[loudflowerpower]

UGH...

... I'll give you 100 gold coins. Now PLEASE get them off my hands.

[ghostly_nyx]

Money?
What do I need money for. I'm a freakin' corpse.
Besides, you have a subscription to a couple of the best ones.
Getting this batch off your hands won't help too much.

[loudflowerpower]

I know you subscribed me to a couple of them. I saw the note. And I'm cancelling them forthwith.

And if you don't want money, what the hell do you want, dare I ask?

[ghostly_nyx]

More people like you that are easily tormented?

[loudflowerpower]

GET THE DAMN MAGAZINES OUT MY ROOM, OR I'M CALLING AN EXORCIST ON YOU.

[ghostly_nyx]

If you're going to threaten me, than I definitely won't.

[loudflowerpower]

That wasn't a threat. That was a promise.

Okay, sorry, for Grambi's sake! Look, seriously, what would you like me to give you if you get rid of the damn things?

[ghostly_nyx]

In the end, turns out I just ain't interested.

[loudflowerpower]

... You never were interested in the first place, were you? You just like seeing me suffer, so you can tell another laugh-out-loud story to your idiot boyfriend. Okay. Fine.

Just don't think I'm letting this go. You WILL pay for this.