Mar 18, 2004 01:42
Scene: Lacee's Grandmother's car.
Background: Discusion about what kind of allergy medicines work.
L's Gma(Ginger): You have really never taken a pill before?
Me: Never.
Ginger: Not even an aspirin?
Me: Nope.
(time passes)
Ginger: Have you never had a fever?
Me: No, I've had a fever before.
Ginger: So, not even then?
Me: Not even then.
(more time passes)
Ginger: Do you where glasses?
ME: No.
Ginger: And you have never taken an aspirin. I guess you're just perfect.
So, there you go. Ginger has figured out what the rest of the world has known for years: I am perfect.