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11 days 'til spring break.
I'm so busy that i'm bored as hell, and don't know what to do with myself..
"My tonsils are bigger than your testicles. I'm in dire need of medication!"
"Is your monkey being disobedient?"
"So I got stuck in a snowstorm while i was in connecticut w/the bf and we ended up staying at a hotel. The pizza that we had bought for dinner froze while we were in the car.. and because the hotel didn't provide microwaves I used my hairdryer to defrost it."
"I popped its white cherry and I enjoyed it."
"Yeah we already discussed this- *points to self*- serious fag god makes love in every hole!"