Mar 01, 2005 19:59
really?
Hello all my children...
today we will be reading an extract from "A NED Called Bob"...
Once Apon a time, there was a ned Called Bob
He was bald & had his LEFT ear pierced. His best friend was a bottle of Vodka called Victor.
He loved it so much, he had sex with it(no condom) then drank it. But then Dario came & sed...
"Wat is up with your hair?!"
Then Bob replied
"Mon! Yours isn't much better!!"
Then Dario replied,
"I lived a good life
I was very happy
But then someone stole my STRAIGHTENERS!"
TO BE CONTINUED!
Regards, A NED Called Bob xx