Life Cycle...
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, the you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then....
You spend nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa- like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger living quarters every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case!
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, the you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then....
You spend nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa- like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger living quarters every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case!