mười bảy ❀| but if this world should ever turn around

[lotuslife]

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[armywithcountry]

Twenty-one? Wait, you're a micronation?

[lotuslife]

W-well, 20 was the age I looked to be before I arrived here, and since I'm no longer a nation but a human...

[armywithcountry]

Nations are nations, no matter what! I'd rather be 625 than nineteen, or however old I'm supposed to be in this town. [HUFF HUFF modern Prussia is supposed to look like he's twenty, so I am going to go ahead and say that 1815's Prussia looks a little younger.]

[lotuslife]

But then I would be [her voice drops to a hush] Old.

[armywithcountry]

As long as you can kick ass, age doesn't matter! Besides, you'll never be as old as England or Rome or France, at least.

[lotuslife]

[is older than all of those but Rome. mortifying.]

Oh! Of course not! Haha!

[armywithcountry]

[WHAT IS NON-EUROPEAN HISTORY, PRUSSIA HAS NOT HEARD OF THIS]

Good thing too, otherwise you'd probably be some kind of pervert. All the really old nations are dirty little bastards, have you noticed? Hungary's older than me, so that explains that.

[lotuslife]

[oh god Prussia if only you knew]

Y-yes-- how unappealing. It's not as if Hungary and I have begun a book club-

[armywithcountry]

[Lalala just ignoring that last bit, you wouldn't betray the BROHOOD by turning out to be a romantic would you, of course not]

Some of them even read their porn in public, it's really gross! I keep catching Hungary with these books about - heaving bosoms and burning passions and glistening chests and shit like that. Who the hell would read that sort of trash?

[lotuslife]

...Do you remember any more details about the burning passions and glistening chests?

[armywithcountry]

I dunno, I sort of blocked it out after she made me do the voices. Something about tigers and manliness. 'Course, if he was a real man, he'd be out kicking ass, not hanging around with some weak girl!

[lotuslife]

I'll be certain to locate this book.

To destroy it. Not to read it.

[armywithcountry]

I think Hungary still has it. Make sure to wash your hands after you burn it, you don't want it infecting you with its sissiness!

[lotuslife]

Of course I will. [HUFFING ALREADY]