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[lotuslife]

[There are pictures in the strange room she's woken up in. Pictures of herself and America, of all people. Vietnam is looking at the pictures on the wall, on the dresser, the album sitting at the foot of the bed

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[kol_shevik]

[Oh hey that sounds vaguely familiar and is also saying his name he is totally up for this.]

Да? Russia is helping?

[lotuslife]

[FINALLY god what is wrong with this phone.]

I think America's invaded me. He's an idiot and left me a gun, but I'm not sure what the hell is going on--

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[kol_shevik]

[Capitalism clogs up the wires obviously.]

Invaded wh--? ...Вьетнам?

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[kol_shevik]

If America is invading Russia's allies, then Russia will come give him new holes in face for self. But do not think America has invaded, is far too weak and pathetic to do this from within town.

[lotuslife]

I don't know if it's an invasion, because it almost looks like I'm the one trying to invade his house, but why would I ever do that? I hate him. [covertly crawling across the floor!!]

I can't see him, but there's all of these photos...

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- Is Mayfield town. Has taken many comrades and not-comrades. Is annexing as it pleases, though Russia does not know why. Perhaps thinks it is a funny joke. Foolish America claims it is not his, even though it is using his flag and name. Complicated.

...And you are in the photos with America? Even more complicated.

[lotuslife]

Mayfield? Complicated- no, it sounds pretty simple to me. He's done this, hasn't he? It's just like him to refuse all responsibility for his actions.

They're disgusting- nasty pictures... [edging for the window now] None of them can be true. Even pictures of us getting married. Can you believe that? Sick joke from a sick pig.

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[kol_shevik]

Of course he has done this. Is no question - town has his stench and mark of slovenly failures all over it. Complicated part is ah-- getting out.

Comrade is much too good for filthy pig to even think of touching. Should not worry - pictures are faked.

[kol_shevik]

Comrade is still at house of America? Will come loosen chains of bourgeois and shoot down his door if comrade is wishing.

[lotuslife]

Getting out? But you're here. Who else is here? We can fight our way out. Easy. Even if he thinks he can be married to me. Yes, I'm still here-

[She throws open the clothes drawers and finds another gun just sitting there. Way to go, America. She picks it up and cocks it.]

...He just leaves his guns right in the open. So stupid. [She tucks the new one into her waistband.] I'll have to see if he's still in the house, but I'll try to get downstairs. Do you know where the house is?

[kol_shevik]

1762 Beaver Street. Should shoot America on sight if you are seeing him.

..And if you are seeing any pellet guns, can take or destroy them while you are there? Russia is tired of being shot at and stinging feeling is terrible.

[lotuslife]

[memorizes the address.] Do not worry. I will. Not shooting to kill, though. I'll take out his kneecaps. I want to interrogate him.

[pellet guns are the least of her worries BUT if America is shooting biffles with them then B((] I'll take them with me if I find any.

[kol_shevik]

[Giggles at the thought of America being shot in the kneecaps because heehee maturity.] Be sure to tell Russia what you are finding out!

As for who is in Mayfield town-- ahh. Lots. Russia, little sister, big sister, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Poland, Hungary has just returned, America, little England with his extremely unattractive eyebrows, both of screaming Italies, Japan, comrade China, Hong Kong, France, Taiwan, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands, his overweight sister, Norway, little Iceland, Austria, Switzerland, his little sister, and ah-- is hard to believe Rome and his little friend. [jesus christ this list. and sorry Canada]

...And you of course, comrade.

[lotuslife]

Nnh-- China and Japan... and Taiwan. But not Thailand or Korea?

I see. So he's collecting us?

[kol_shevik]

...Perhaps is making a zoo. Will maul him like Siberian Tiger if this is what he is thinking he is doing will show him what is like to have such a bad joke.

[lotuslife]

I'm not sitting around and doing tricks for him. [more smashing sounds as she searches the house.]