|❀PHONE; public; failed filter from the Doctor and Charles Fei-Ong, because what is technology.|
...If a young maiden was, perhaps, seeing a... gentleman... One that she was exclusive to. One that, that she cared about... and has already been seeing for many months now- [Her voice falters as if choking around the simple term 'boyfriend'. It's not
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[Look, he hears someone calling themselves a delicate pure maiden, that's who he's immediately going to think of okay. N-no, Hungary, why are you dating an alien . . . well, at least it's better than Austria, but still . . .]
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[Pause.]
Oh god, it's not Mindy, is it? [Even longer horrified pause, and then the sound of a gun being cocked.]
Is Germany seeing someone.
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[oh. OH. she heard that-
WAIT, WHAT...]
Not anh Germany!
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. . . you're courting an alien? [BRB having flashbacks to Japan's porn] Does he have tentacles? Is this some kinda Asian thing?
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Wh- what-?! Tentacles?
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[Someone's been watching a bit too much Twilight Zone...and hasn't quite figured out yet that not everything he sees on television is the news.]
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Actually, I wouldn't mind having two livers. Think of all the extra beer I could drink!
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...I would like another arm to hold a knife in while I shoot. [THOUGH IT WOULD BE POINTLESS...]
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