№ 003 ★ A post about "Disappearing"

[lotushero]

I HAVE NOT DISAPPEARED, DEAREST COMRADES.

I have been teaching my wonderfully youthful and beautiful students at the dojo. We went on a veyr intense journey of purification while learning new ways to encompass the art.

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[undid]

How intense is intense? ♥ (I missed you.)

[lotushero]

Naruto, I have accomplished incredible feats! (As have I, my friend!)

[undid]

Oh, do tell~ ♥ Do you still have that one guy under you? The one with the huge head of hair? (Now that you're back? You, Tenten and I need to have that Poker Night. I've got a few things to get on Neji before he goes for good.)

[lotushero]

Perhaps I shall leave the details for Poker Night! Then we can share what has been going on since I have been gone!

And yes, Tao is still a junior of mine.

[undid]

I love that little bastard. ...but look at you, being all conniving~! I'm appalled, Lee. Keeping things from me. Are you plotting something, then...?

But I know what you mean. I'll get my box of stories all arranged in a way that's aurally pleasing, and we can barter them. Like lobsters. Or oranges.

[lotushero]

Con-conniving? Nothing of the sort! I'm merely suggesting we should share our stories later to have a youthful and wonderful Poker Night!

I like oranges! They preserve youth and are very healthy.

[undid]

I'll buy you some, Lee. I'll buy you the biggest oranges you've ever seen in your life an tie them up with ribbons.

[lotushero]

REALLY?! YOSH. NARUTO, YOU ARE THE BEST!

We should go grocery shopping before Poker Night and stock up on food! Unless you don't mind me cooking for you! I WOULD BE HONORED.

[undid]

OF COURSE I DON'T MIND YOU COOKING FOR ME. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LEE? YOUR FOOD IS ENOUGH TO HUMBLE A DEITY.