№ 002 ★ A post about Birthday Parties

[lotushero]

Everyone, I have a wonderfully youthful announcement to make on behalf of Tenten!

SHE'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Everyone is, obviously, invited!

Naruto, you have to come over to the place I rented to help decorate it. Or send some... help?

And Neji, you're helping too! We can make it  a challenge! Who can finish one side of the room before the other!

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[undid]

Lee, who sends nowadays? I bring. And when Neji tries to escape, I prevent. Gimme a grocery list, man.

[lotushero]

GOOD! I shall send you a note with the address on it. Perhaps we should send someone to kidnap hold Tenten off for a while until we get everything fixed and ready?

Grocery list shall be sent.

THANK YOU, NARUTO-KUN!

[undid]

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, LEE. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

[undid]

ALL'S FAIR WHEN NEJI DECIDES TO GIVE YOU A SWORD, SWEETHEART. CATCH~ ME~ IF~ YOU~ CAN~ ♥

[undid]

That sounds remotely not fun.

But the "pretty" in that statement overrules all of my previous complaints.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, BABY, I PROMISE~~~~~

[undid]

OH, BABY, DON'T DO THAT. I LOVE YOU. EVERYTHING LEE AND I DO, WE DO IT OUT OF THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE A MAN CAN FEEL FOR A WOMAN HE WOULD SLEEP WITH THE VERY SECOND THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTED ITSELF BECAUSE SHE'S JUST THAT AMAZING.

And yeah, yeah it is. I'm really very impressed. He knows you, definitely. That's going to be pretty hard to top. Not that I won't give it a good old fashioned try. ♥

Don't be too hard on him for being impersonal, though.

I mean.

It's Neji.

[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

I CAN JUST SEE IT. SO VIVIDLY. IN MY MIND. NARUTO JUST CLIMBING IN THE BATHROOM WINDOW. BECAUSE HE SEES IT'S ALL STEAMED UP. AND HE HAS A BAG OF VODKA. AND HE'S LIKE.

"OH, I CANNOT RESIST."

AND THEN HE JUST POPS HIS HEAD RIGHT IN.

"HI NEJI. ♥"]